If you are like me, college is a whirlwind, and balancing the stress, drama, and embarrassing nights out can be a struggle. The Drunk Uncle sketches on "Saturday Night Live's" Weekend Update speak to me. He may be a middle - aged drunk, but we've all been there. These are 14 times that college students are really Drunk Uncle.
1. When your professor assigns a group project.
Can't I just work alone? I am going to end up doing all the work anyway, I don't want their name on my paper.
2. When we try Tumblr and never fully understand it but are instantly addicted.
Wait, so how do you tag someone? Where is my blog? And why can't I reply to anyone? Wait, can I just show you this cute cat video?
3. When you don't pay for electricity, water, and the dinning hall is buffet style. Take advantage of the free things, because we are really paying for it in some way or another.
Yes, I take tupperware into the dinning hall. Yes, getting free stuff at the student union is the highlight of my week.
4. When you want the room all to yourself but your roommate just won't leave.
5. When your birthday is on a weekday and you have an 8:30 class in the morning, but your squad still has your back and goes out hardcore.
Hey you only turn 21 once right?
6. When you just want to cuddle and date but your school's hook up culture is too intense.
7. When you didn't quite study as much as you should have, and maybe skipped a few too many classes. Hey, there is always next semester!
8. When you have to dress up for formal chapter.
No one wants to get dolled up on a Sunday night. I have too much work to do, I don't have time to make myself look respectable.
9. When you and your friends are looking good for a night out.
10. When you try to act sober and casual, but its blatantly obvious to everyone around you that you're not.
What, who, me drunk? Naw I am straight edge man, I just wear my shirt inside out for fun!
11. When you are trying to avoid someone you hooked up with on campus and you end up seeing them everywhere.
12. When finals have you so stressed out you're not even sure what year it is.
13. When you come back from break and everything has changed.
She is dating who? Why aren't they friends anymore? It is just too much for me to keep up with. I'll just smile and pretend I know what everyone is talking about.
14. When you know that college ends one day, and you don't want to have to face the real world.
Can't I just stay here forever? I can't leave everyone, they need me. And it's not socially expectable to drink every night in the real world. Maybe i'll just be a super senior.