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The ABC's of "The Office"

A...B...and so forth. You know... M N L O...P...F

The ABC's of "The Office"

A is for Andy Bernard

He went to Cornell, ever heard of it?

B is for Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


C is for Chili's

Pam had a little too much to drink and got kicked out and Michael just wants his baby back ribs.

D is for Dunder Mifflin

The holy grail of the show, without it there wouldn't be "The Office".

E is for Erin Hannon

The cute new receptionist that took over Pam's position and the cutest red head in the office.

F is for Fire

Today, smoking is going to save lives.

G is for Gold Face

We're at Threat Level Midnight.

H is for Holly Flax

Michael Scott's lover.


Don't forget the brown and grey balloons to match the carpet.

J is for Jell-O

How do you know it was me?

K is for Kelly Kapoor

Always sassy yet classy, Ryan-loving miss Kelly Kapoor.

L is for Lice

Don't bring lice to work or else you'll be stuck rubbing mayonnaise in Creed's "hair".

M is for Michael Scott

A true icon to Dunder Mifflin, the greatest Regional Manager Dunder Mifflin has ever had.

N is for Nashua

Where Holly went after corporate found out her and Michael were in a relationship.

O is for Oscar Martinez

We'll never forget the time that Michael kissed Oscar to prove a point.

P is for Pretzel Day

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.

Q is for Question.

Question. What kind of bear is best?

R is for Rabies

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

S is for Sweeney Todd

Remember when Andy got casted into Sweeney Todd and Michael didn't even get a call back? Even after Michael recited a whole Law and Order.

T is for That's What She Said

Enough said.

U is for Ultra Feast

When pregnant Pam and Kevin eat together all day because pregnant Pam gets hungry the same time that Kevin does throughout the day, they call it Ultra Feast.

V is for Voodoo Mama Juju

There has been a murder.

W is for Baby Wawa

Oh I can so just sit here and cry!1

X is for JinX

Jinx! You owe me a Coke.

Y is for YouTube

I didn't work for five days.

Z is for Zombies

Thank you Dwight for that information.

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