I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.

Q is for Question.

https://imgur.com/gallery/RuFbR

Question. What kind of bear is best?

R is for Rabies

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-the-office-lK3pH...

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

S is for Sweeney Todd

https://tenyearsago.wordpress.com/2017/12/30/ten-y...

Remember when Andy got casted into Sweeney Todd and Michael didn't even get a call back? Even after Michael recited a whole Law and Order.

T is for That's What She Said

https://giphy.com/gifs/hero0fwar-the-office-michae...

Enough said.

U is for Ultra Feast

When pregnant Pam and Kevin eat together all day because pregnant Pam gets hungry the same time that Kevin does throughout the day, they call it Ultra Feast.

V is for Voodoo Mama Juju

http://rebloggy.com/post/the-office-mine-rainn-wil...

There has been a murder.

W is for Baby Wawa

https://imgur.com/gallery/5E3YJ8W

Oh I can so just sit here and cry!1

X is for JinX

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/klutzymildafricanro...

Jinx! You owe me a Coke.

Y is for YouTube

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-youtube-steve...

I didn't work for five days.

Z is for Zombies

Thank you Dwight for that information.

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