10 Times It's Okay To Pretend You're A NASCAR Driver
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10 Times It's Okay To Pretend You're A NASCAR Driver On The Highway

Don't be an idiot.

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10 Times It's Okay To Pretend You're A NASCAR Driver On The Highway

I think we can all agree that 35mph speed limit signs are some of the worst things to ever be placed on earth. But the next time you want to show off and venture past the 100mph range, please rethink your decision.

1. NEVER

You're dog won't understand why you never came home.

2. NOT TODAY 

Speeding tickets are a bitch.

3. NOT TOMORROW 

You're putting other lives at risk.

4. NOT IN A MONTH 

You could die.

5. NOT IN A YEAR 

You don't look cool, you're actually a major dumbass.

6. NOT IN THE MORNING 

School zones are a BIG NO.

7. NOT IN THE AFTERNOON

You're just wasting gas.

8. ESPECIALLY NOT AT NIGHT 

Speed bumps are a real bitch to hit at 90 mph.

9. NEVER 

Funerals are expensive.

10. NEVER

It's better to be late than dead.

I'll be the first to say that speed limit signs are just roadside decoration for me, but after you get stopped three times in one week you'll eventually learn to slow your ass down.

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