Once upon a time…

Are you looking for your Tinder-fella?

Chances are, it probably won't happen.

I hope you know, guys too like it old fashioned.

Like in the fairytales, with love at first sight,

But now we use Tinder hoping it gets this "love thing" right.

We all know Tinder can be fun and games

But after you swipe right, we’re mainly just a name...

And a display picture.

Which is usually 75 percent accurate.

Before the beer gut and the freshman 15,

And everything else we’ve gained in between.

Sometimes, we even show our glory days,

Back in high school before we had baes.

We use Tinder to Netflix and chill,

Then, to your girlfriends, you'll definitely spill.

The dirty business, or the awkward date,

Sometimes he leaves you guessing is he even straight?

Or how you got cat-fished and he looked nothing like

The picture on his profile.

Ugh, disgusting, he must be a pedophile.

So we hope that you find the man of your dreams.

With that baseball bum that looks good in them boots n jeans.

The manliest of men, the lumberjack.

Who takes his shirt off, and gives you a heart attack.

He will two-step with you all night at the bar,

Then hold you in his arms and won’t let you go far.

It will be magical just like the carpet ride,

And before you know it, you’ll be his bride.

The glass slipper will fit, and all will fall in place.

In the land of fairy god-mothers, where there's no such thing as getting to second base.

We matched on Tinder, what a common phrase,

That we tend to use this day and age.

With technology changing so fast it's insane,

Who knows how much longer Tinder will remain.

However, girls will always stay the same,

and gripe and complain about how much boys suck.

But you use Tinder too, so best of luck.

And we all lived happily ever after.