We aren't always the best at externalizing our thoughts. Sometimes we don't have the right words, but mostly we have to bite our tongues before we get too sassy. That is why we found our hero in the unexpectedly humorous, "Napoleon Dynamite." From telling it how it is to taking crap from no one, Napoleon speaks straight from his heart and says exactly what we are never brave enough to say.

1. When your adult decisions are questioned.

"What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"

2. When you're tired of the haters.

"Don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day."

3. When you're tired of repeating yourself.

"Did you shoot any of them?"

"Yes! Like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?"

4. When you're happy with your love life.

"LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate."

5. And when you pretend to care for others' love lives.

"Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too."

6. When your lips hurt real bad.

"Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer."

7. When your crew is feeling it.

*happy hands club*

8. When someone tries to mess with you.

"Break the wrist, walk away."

9. When everything goes right.

"Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

10. When no one seems to understand.

"Well, nobody's going to go out with me!"

11. When you know what you want.

"So, if we purchase the 24-piece set...the mini sailboat is included?"

12. When you make a move...

"I like your sleeves. They're real big."

13. ...and it works.

"I caught you a delicious bass."

14. When you want to change your style.

"This is a girl."

15. When life is rough and you can't catch a break.

"Napoleon, give me some of your tots!"

16. When you have to confront a friend...

"Your Uncle Rico made it pretty clear what you think of me."

17. ...but they still have your back.

"It'd be nice if you could pull me into town."

18. When others believe in you.

"Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache."

19. And when you learn to believe in yourself.

"I'm out makin' some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico."

20. You might not be the coolest kid on the block...

"And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion."

21. But you know your time will come.

"Follow your heart. That's what I do."