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1. The one who asks “How much will this be after taking X% off?”
Hold on and let me go grab my phone to use my calculator in the time it would've have taken you to just do it yourself.
2. The one who destroys a perfectly folded pile that took you an hour to do.
Crying on the inside.
3. The one who refuses your help, so they knock over everything in their path to get to the one shirt you could've grabbed for them if they just asked.
Really. I hope you feel accomplished now.
4. The one who thinks your store is an open trash can, so you find cups and used food bags on the shelves.
JUST ASK US TO THROW IT AWAY FOR YOU.
5. The one who never believes that there isn't a line at the other registers so they just stand in line thirty minutes longer than they have to.
Poor life choice dude.
6. The one who tries to pull one on you and get the online discount when really they are the exact same as in the store.
Sorry, no you can't get 80% off.
7. The one who cuts you off when you are trying to ask them a question at the register. "Would you like to sign u-" "No, I'm good thanks."
You didn't even let me finish but ok.
8. The one who makes a huge scene because we forgot to take a sensor off.
We make mistakes, man. Chill out.
9. The one who thinks they can get away with stealing.
We saw you go in the dressing room with 5 things and come out with none. I'd say you are a suspect.
10. The one who stays 20 minutes after close just to leave with nothing.
WE'RE TRYING TO LEAVE.
the 25 songs that HAVE to be on your summer playlist
Your summer is defined by your soundtrack:why make it anything but amazing? These songs will keep you and your friends grooving at any hangout.
Memories are made with two things: music and friends. Here's some help with one of those factors.
1. "Redbone" -Childish Gambino
when you hear the first hit of the drum the tears start falling.
2. "XO Tour Llif3" -Lil Uzi Vert
If your friends don't accompany you in screaming "I don't really care if you cryyyy", they're not your friends.
3. "Sober" - Childish Gambino
the lyrics make everyone depressed, but it's still a bop.
4. "Young Dumb & Broke" - Khalid
We've all personally been in this situation (still are)
5. "Plug Walk" -Rich the Kid
Never makes sense but always gives you an emotional dance break between sad songs.
6. "Ball For Me" -Post Malone & Nicki Manaj
Posty is always a great choice- and then add the QUEEN.. It's a yes.
7. "Kids See Ghosts"-KIDS SEE GHOSTS
Cudi and Kanye define Summer cookout playlist with this.
8. "Soulmate" - Mac Miller
YOU MY SOULMATE. we can all admit we just want someone to sing this to us
9. "NBAYOUNGBOAT" -Lil Yachty and NBA
the song that will make you wanna get up on the table tops and dance.
10. "Campfire"- AMINE
it's old school. it's groovy. it's Amine... what more do you need?
11. "Love me forever" - Lil Yachty
Lil Boat being sweet????
12. "Pretty Girl" -Clairo
one to sit by the pool with friends.
13. "Pink Toes"- Childish Gambino
ACT LIKE YOU KNOW
14. "Lucid Dreams" -Juice WRLD
again, one of the sad songs we all relate to.
15. "Cherry Blossom"- Jon Vinyl
one of those chill songs you stare at the ceiling to
16. "My Favorite Part"-Mac Miller
again: adorable song we all want sung to us
17. "LEMON"-N.E.R.D. &Rhianna
Just get it how ya live it.
18. "Run to the Sun"-N.E.R.D
Jazzy.
19. "Bubblin'" -Anderson.paak
a ghetto version of 007.
20. "Wanted you" -NAV & Lil Uzi Vert
from "where ya at?" you're all ears
21. "Nice for What"-Drake
Makes you want to dance
22. "DANG!"- Mac Miller & Anderson.paak
Two legends at it again
23. "KOD"-J.cole
cole always brings the hits
24. "WATCH"- Travis Scott & Lil Uzi Vert
look at ya rollie look at my rollie
25. "Really? Yeah!"-KYLE
low key fire.