It's Halloweek At USC And We're Really Hoping NOT To See These 15 Basic Costumes Flying Around Five Points
Please, be a bit more original!
It's finally Halloweek here at USC and I could not be more excited! Not only is it the week of Halloween, it's also my birth week. With my birthday being two days after Halloween, it's easily one of my favorite holidays.
I enjoy seeing the costumes that everyone decides on wearing but I hate seeing the same costumes year after year. I'm even guilty of being a basic black cat.
Here are basic costumes I hope not to see this week:
1. Aliens
The combination of iridescent leggings, tutus, glitter and space buns is so 2000 late.
2. Witches
This is the costume for all the basic witches in the world.
3. Cats
Simple but played out.
4. Angels
Falling from the sky? More like falling from the land of basic costumes.
5. Devils
They should make unoriginality the eight deadly sin.
6. Officers
You don't have the right to remain basic.
7. Victoria Secret Angels
Many girls dream of walking in the Victoria Secret fashion show but down the streets of Five Points is not a good start.
8. Playboy Bunnies
Bunnies are cute and adorable, this costume, on the other hand, is becoming too mainstream.
9. Military Girls
Good thing camouflage makes you invisible.
10. Netflix & Chill
It was cute and original when the first group thought of it, now its been played out like the phrase.
11. Vampires
These costumes suck, literally.
12. Referees
Being this basic should be a flag on the play,
13. School Girls
Dressed up as a sexy school girl? Oops, you did it again.
14. Mermaids
H2Oh no!
15. "Purge" Masks
This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the week of Basic Halloween costumes in Five Points.