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The Office Is Always The Cure To A Bad Day

There's no one like Michael Scott.

College of Charleston

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The Office is the best show ever made!!

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7 Questions I Have For The Alien Living In Mount Vernon, Ohio

July 31, 2018: a day that proved to the small city of Mount Vernon, Ohio that aliens do, indeed, exist.

Ohio University

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7 Questions I Have For The Alien Living In Mount Vernon, Ohio

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According to the Mount Vernon News, the Mutual UFO Network received a report of a tall, brown-skinned creature spotted on Ohio "a couple of miles" north of the city of Mount Vernon.

The creature was reported as being seven to eight feet tall with dark or light brown skin and had no body hair. According to the witness, the extraterrestrial creature came out of a cornfield and crossed the highway "at a tremendous rate of speed."

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'I Miss Your Cooking,' And 19 Other Texts You Send Mom During The First Month Of College

Don't be ashamed, we have all done it.

Kennesaw State University

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'I Miss Your Cooking,' And 19 Other Texts You Send Mom During The First Month Of College

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The first month of college is always the hardest.

For most people, it is their first time being out on their own and doing everything for themselves. You send your mom away the first chance you get to start your road to freedom, but you soon realize that maybe you do still need her for a few things... or a lot of things.

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14 Tips And Tricks For Sorority Recruitment

INCOMING FRESHMEN, LISTEN UP!

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14 Tips And Tricks For Sorority Recruitment

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As someone who has gone through the process of formal recruitment, here are all the things that I feel like I should pass down to the next generation of sorority sisters. You're welcome in advance.

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Going Back To College As Told By Michael Scott

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

Villanova University

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It's August. Honestly, where did summer go? I feel like I'm Michael driving a car and this upcoming semester is Meredith. Boom. It just hit. As I procrastinate packing and getting my life in order, I thought I'd describe my varying emotions through channeling my inner World's Best Boss. Here is going back to college as told by Michael Scott!

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Stop Feeling Guilty About Unfollowing People Who Are No Longer In Your Life

We need to stop defining ourselves by a double tap.

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Stop Feeling Guilty About Unfollowing People Who Are No Longer In Your Life

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The number of followers I have on my Instagram account keeps falling every day, and I couldn't be happier about it.

You're probably like, "Is she okay?" But here's the deal: I have told myself for so long that I couldn't and shouldn't unfollow people out of courtesy. But the truth of the matter is that there are plenty of people whose lives I really don't need to be keeping up with anymore. I don't see them. I don't talk to them.

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There's no one like Michael Scott.

1. Dwight's fire safety lesson gone wrong

2. When Michael hit Meredith with his car

3. Dwight... being Dwight

4. Superstition told my Michael Scott

5. World's Best Boss

6. The reunion bound to bring a smile to your face

7. Poor Toby

8. "Hats off to you for not seeing race"

9. Kevin being smart?

July 31, 2018: a day that proved to the small city of Mount Vernon, Ohio that aliens do, indeed, exist.

1. "Why Ohio?"

2. "Do you know how to drive a tractor?"

3. "Are you related to the demogorgon?"

4. "How do you shop for clothes?"

5. "Where's your spaceship?"

6. "Are you a carnivore?"

7. "Are you scared of spiders?"

Don't be ashamed, we have all done it.

Is it really important to separate your laundry?

How do I politely tell my roommate(s) to SHUT UP

How do I know if I am sick?

Can you make me a doctors appointment?

I miss your cooking.

Can we FaceTime so I can see my dogs?

Does this look okay to you?

How do you know when chicken is cooked?

Can you transfer some money over?

Okay, I am at the doctor and filling out the paperwork, can I call you about all of this?

What exactly is a cover letter?

How much coffee is too much?

Surprise I got a new tattoo.

How often am I supposed to wash my sheets?

Did I file taxes last year?

My professor sucks, I am dropping out and moving home.

Sorry, forgot to turn my WiFi on, I used all of the data watching Netflix

Why is stuff so expensive? We all need soap, it should be illegal to charge what they do.

Am I registered to vote?

I'm coming home for the weekend.

INCOMING FRESHMEN, LISTEN UP!

1. Don't stress, seriously

2. Be prepared with many different clothing options

3. Have a few interesting facts about yourself ready to go

4. Pack snacks and other goodies

5. Have a healthy mental stability

6. Don't only join Greek life for status

7. Be open-minded about all sororities

8. Watch what you say

9. Smile... A LOT

10. Keep the conversation going

11. Don't drop out of recruitment if you don't get your favorite house

12. These are 200 girls you're going to be spending time with, make sure you like them

13. If you don't get into a sorority, your life isn't ruined

14. TRUST THE PROCESS

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

1. Living your best summer life then realizing it's august

2. Thinking about reuniting with friends

3. And getting your college life back

4. But remembering you'll have to buy and cook your own food

5. And do your own laundry

6. Speaking of laundry, you need to pack up your whole life

7. But, hey! freedom! And soon!

8. Wait, also homework...SOON

9. Convincing yourself you'll be able to get your life in order

10. And finally, trying to make the most of the remaining summer

We need to stop defining ourselves by a double tap.

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