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1.) How does a squid go into battle? Well armed.
2.) What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
3.) Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
4.) What would bears be without bees? Ears.
5.) How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
6.) What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
7.) What lies at the bottom of the sea shaking? A nervous wreck.
8.) How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
9.) What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
10.) What disease do you get when you put up the Christmas decorations? Tinselitus.
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Giphy11.) How do billboards talk? Sign language.
12.) What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
13.) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
14.) Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed.
15.) How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.
16.) What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
17.) When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
18.) Why is corn such a good listener? Because it's all ears.
19.) What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain.
20.) Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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