I've been invited to my first "adult" New Year's party and I dare not be the only one not getting kissed at midnight.
So let us be real here, no one wants to go to a New Years party alone. I’d like to say I’m a pretty good date. My mom once said, “Just carry mistletoe because you never know when you’re going to need it,” so you can see I really am desperate.
I promise you'll have a wonderful time because I'm a hilarious individual and I ALWAYS keep it real.
I have included my Instagram: Pettybooks for more evidence of what I look like.
You may apply through Instagram or Twitter: diabeetusginger
- Must be single
- We have to actually get along
- MUST LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS
- No criminal record
- PLEASE NO CHAPPED LIPS
- Got to know your limit
- Must be at least a 6 but no more than an 8, no one will believe anything higher
-You must be able to wear nice clothes, I'm not saying formal wear, but no basketball pants
- I have great hair
- Free beer
- It’s a party
- I'll be in a sparkly dress
- Can make new friends
- I will pay you in chicken nuggets
- You’re allowed one booty touch (accidental grazes count so watch your hands)
- You get to kiss meeeeeeee
So please come with me, Please?