I've lived here three years, and I still haven't gotten the hang of how to check the weather in the morning. I've just accepted that it is okay to wear shorts but I'll need to pack a jacket. It's wise to bring an umbrella even if the forecast says sunny. I thought growing up in Nebraska would have prepared me for moody weather, but I think Kansas takes the cake.
1. Did you know there are 4 different seasons?
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2. Why is it 80 degrees in February?
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3. Do you know you're the reason I don't trust weather-people?
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4. Did you know I actually prefer my blow dryer to the wind?
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5. How is the wind so piercingly cold?
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6. Do you know that even when it's tornado season the sky should be blue, not green?
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7. You do realize it's not normal to snow in May right?
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8. Why wind? Why all the time?
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9. How do all 4 seasons happen twice in one day?
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10. Seriously, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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