I've lived here three years, and I still haven't gotten the hang of how to check the weather in the morning. I've just accepted that it is okay to wear shorts but I'll need to pack a jacket. It's wise to bring an umbrella even if the forecast says sunny. I thought growing up in Nebraska would have prepared me for moody weather, but I think Kansas takes the cake.
1. Did you know there are 4 different seasons?
2. Why is it 80 degrees in February?
3. Do you know you're the reason I don't trust weather-people?
4. Did you know I actually prefer my blow dryer to the wind?
5. How is the wind so piercingly cold?
6. Do you know that even when it's tornado season the sky should be blue, not green?
7. You do realize it's not normal to snow in May right?
8. Why wind? Why all the time?
9. How do all 4 seasons happen twice in one day?
10. Seriously, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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