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10 Iconic Things you'll hear if you work with kids

"Miss Maddie... Was there color TV when you were a kid?"

Maddie Hinojosa

Jun 29, 2018

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10 Iconic Things you'll hear if you work with kids

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This summer I have been so fortunate to get a job as a summer camp counselor. I spend nine hours a day, with an average of thirty kids, all ranging from ages six to twelve. It seems like I can't go a day without having a million and one new stories, and the phrase "kids say the darndest things" has never rang more true. Here are ten word-for-word quotes from my crazy campers, which you are also likely to hear if you work with kids.

1. "This movie came out in 1998?? That was like 20,000 years ago!"

Yup. Mulan is definitely 20,000 years old, and I, who was also born in 1998, am 20,000 years old.

2. When asked how old they think I am: "Ummm... 2,000?"

Totally. Only like... 1,980 years off, but close enough right?

3. "Miss Maddie is my mom!" "Oh yeah, well Miss Maddie is my GRANDMA!"

While I do have the back of an eighty year old woman, I don't think I look like one.

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I don't even know how a group of six-year-olds could possibly know every word to "Walk It Like I Talk It."

5. "Did you get married Miss Maddie?" "No, she can't get married. She's too young!"

Thanks guys, it's so refreshing to know that somebody thinks I'm young.

6. "Miss Maddie... There are Cheerio's in the boy's bathroom."

I don't even know how this happened... but our bathroom was overrun by Cheerio's.

7. "Are we still friends Miss Maddie?" "Yes, I thought we were best friends?" "Oh yeah... I forgot."

That moment when your best friend forgets y'all are best friends.

8. When asked where his shoes went: "I'm not sure... I lost them."

You came in with shoes... where did they go?

9. Upon telling them I once wanted to marry Adam Levine: "Well, why didn't you?"

An excellent question... to which I wish I had the answer to. Wya Adam?

10. "WAIT. STOP THE VAN RIGHT NOW. LET'S GO TO COSTCO!!"

Now THIS is the type of energy I need in my life.

Once I realized my kids responded better to "Howdy" than "Hey boys and girls!", I knew I was working with a group of winners. These goofy children make every day an adventure, and I am so happy to call myself their teacher, despite how old they think I am.

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"Miss Maddie... Was there color TV when you were a kid?"

1. "This movie came out in 1998?? That was like 20,000 years ago!"

2. When asked how old they think I am: "Ummm... 2,000?"

3. "Miss Maddie is my mom!" "Oh yeah, well Miss Maddie is my GRANDMA!"

4. *Migos plays in background* "Is this Cardi B?"

5. "Did you get married Miss Maddie?" "No, she can't get married. She's too young!"

6. "Miss Maddie... There are Cheerio's in the boy's bathroom."

7. "Are we still friends Miss Maddie?" "Yes, I thought we were best friends?" "Oh yeah... I forgot."

8. When asked where his shoes went: "I'm not sure... I lost them."

9. Upon telling them I once wanted to marry Adam Levine: "Well, why didn't you?"

10. "WAIT. STOP THE VAN RIGHT NOW. LET'S GO TO COSTCO!!"

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

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All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

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