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If 28 College Majors Were Starbucks Orders

Don't know what to get at Starbucks? Don't worry. I've got you covered.

Nicole Borneman

Apr 17, 2018

University of Minnesota Twin Cities

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If 28 College Majors Were Starbucks Orders

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I bet you've seen plenty of "If College Majors Were..." articles, but they aren't necessarily going to benefit you in any way. Well, this article is here to help. Don't know what to get at Starbucks? Don't worry. I've got you covered. All you need is a major.

1. Computer Science: Java Chip Frappuccino

This drink is the perfect snack for you to sip during your long coding sessions. It's kind of like a candy bar and a milkshake had a baby. Perfect.

2. Communications: Hazelnut Mocha Coconut Milk Macchiato

Communications is essentially just a lot of talking, and with the caffeine and sugar in this drink, you'll never run out of the energy you need to succeed.

3. Political Science: Espresso Con Panna

Bold and strong espresso, but classier: the added whipped cream really takes you to the next level of #Boujee.

4. Business Administration and Management: Latte Macchiato

As a business person, you've got to keep it classy. The latte macchiato is refined but still a little more interesting than a basic black coffee.

5. Economics: Pike Place Roast

The drink that got Starbucks famous in the first place is perfect for you because, you know, if consumers like it, it'll probably be around for a long time. It's a good investment.

6. English: Latte

English majors love taking pictures of their latte art and seek inspiration in the swirls of milk.

7. Psychology: Chai Tea Latte

A classic that's professional, while still being in touch with its sweet and spicy sides.

8. Nursing: Americano

Espresso shots and hot water: two things every nurse is going to need.

9. Engineering: Starbucks Doubleshot on Ice

Engineers work hard, but they also want to enjoy life. This drink delivers the caffeine you'll need while also keeping you just hipster enough.

10. Biology: Espresso Shots

Yep, you read that right. Just shots of espresso. You don't have time for anything else when you're up until 3:00 a.m. cramming for the MCAT.

11. Chemistry: Espresso Macchiato

It's everything a chem major needs: espresso for cram sessions, and an interesting reaction between foam, milk and hot liquid.

12. Art/Design: Ombre pink drink

Only the artsiest people will appreciate the beauty of this drink.

13. Music: Shaken Iced Tea Lemonade

This drink will make you want to sing. Or play your instrument. Or both, at the same time.

14. Dance: Teavana Shaken Iced Passion Tango Tea

Get it? Because tango? Ha.

15. Theatre: Caramel Macchiato

There are so many flavors in a caramel macchiato, just like the many roles a theatre major can play.

16. Teaching/Education: White Chocolate Mocha

Teaching is exhausting. You're going to need chocolate, and a lot of it. This drink will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

17. History: Black Coffee

History shows that you shouldn't mess with perfection.

18. Journalism: Iced Blonde Quad Americano

Don't know what that means? Here's what you need to know: iced, so if you spill on yourself it's no biggie. Hella caffeinated, to make sure you meet that deadline.

19. Women/Gender Studies: Cinnamon Dolce Latte

It's a classic latte that's been spiced up. Kind of like the way women have spiced up literally everything in life.

20. Mathematics: Caffe Misto

The perfect 1:1 ratio of milk and coffee. X + Y = Good coffee.

21. Criminal Justice: Cappuccino

There's just enough coffee in here to keep you awake during your shift, and lots of foam to get stuck on your upper lip.

22. Film: Coffee Frappuccino

It's elusive, like a film major. Is it coffee? Is it a frappuccino? The perfect mystery drink to sip while people are trying to figure you out.

23. Pre-Dental: Mocha

The perfect drink for your sweet tooth. Don't tell your boss.

24. Foreign Languages: Iced Coffee

A classic in any language.

25. Earth and Environmental Sciences: Iced Green Tea Latte

Matcha, a gift from Mother Earth to you.

26. Rehabilitation and Therapy: Green Tea Latte

This drink will make you feel calm AF, not that you need it. Rehabilitation and therapy students are the most lovely people on Earth.

27. Finance/Accounting: Flat White

A flat white is simple and dependable, just like you.

28. General Studies/Humanities: Caramel Cocoa Cluster Frappuccino

A caramel cocoa cluster has a little bit of everything, just like your degree.

So what are you waiting for, college students? Get out there and get some Starbucks! You deserve it.

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If 28 College Majors Were Starbucks Orders

Don't know what to get at Starbucks? Don't worry. I've got you covered.

1. Computer Science: Java Chip Frappuccino

2. Communications: Hazelnut Mocha Coconut Milk Macchiato

3. Political Science: Espresso Con Panna

4. Business Administration and Management: Latte Macchiato

5. Economics: Pike Place Roast

6. English: Latte

7. Psychology: Chai Tea Latte

8. Nursing: Americano

9. Engineering: Starbucks Doubleshot on Ice

10. Biology: Espresso Shots

11. Chemistry: Espresso Macchiato

12. Art/Design: Ombre pink drink

13. Music: Shaken Iced Tea Lemonade

14. Dance: Teavana Shaken Iced Passion Tango Tea

15. Theatre: Caramel Macchiato

16. Teaching/Education: White Chocolate Mocha

17. History: Black Coffee

18. Journalism: Iced Blonde Quad Americano

19. Women/Gender Studies: Cinnamon Dolce Latte

20. Mathematics: Caffe Misto

21. Criminal Justice: Cappuccino

22. Film: Coffee Frappuccino

23. Pre-Dental: Mocha

24. Foreign Languages: Iced Coffee

25. Earth and Environmental Sciences: Iced Green Tea Latte

26. Rehabilitation and Therapy: Green Tea Latte

27. Finance/Accounting: Flat White

28. General Studies/Humanities: Caramel Cocoa Cluster Frappuccino

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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