My best friend/roommate and I are definitely what you call old souls. We are the first ones in bed and the last ones you'll see at a party, but we wouldn't want it any other way!
1. Can you turn down the TV? It's like 8 p.m. already!
2. Does this cardigan make me look like a grandma?
3. Where's my nightly piece of chocolate?
4. Want to go to brunch Sunday morning?
5. Do you have any good stretches for a tight hip?
6. Can you pick up a newspaper for me on your way back from the library?
7. Get back in bed our show is about to start!
8. Can I borrow your bathrobe?
9. Want to make cookies tonight?
10. Hey, save that piece of bread I'll feed it to the birds tomorrow morning.
11. We should learn how to knit on Saturday night!
12. Why do teenagers always feel the need to scream?!
13. Bananas are on sale this week! We absolutely need to go to the grocery store!
14. Does this strand of hair look gray to you?
15. How do kids these days stay awake until 2 am?!
16. Why on Earth are your jeans so skinny? Can you even breathe???
17. CAN YOU TALK LOUDER MY GOD I CAN'T HEAR A THING
18. We should make a scrapbook of all our favorite memories.
19. Best friends until we're actually old ladies, right?
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