All Hail Kristen Wiig

Grace, humility, poise: these are three words that do not describe Kristen Wiig. Whether she's drunk on an airplane or dancing in a leotard on the Grammy's, the woman continues to shock and amaze us. 

She's a well-disciplined dancer.

She's actually a member of One Direction.

But sometimes she's not really all that cultured. 

She may have a slight alcohol problem.

Her hygiene is also questionable.

And sometimes she is just plain terrifying.

She can't keep a secret to save her life.

And she is completely and utterly indecisive.

Despite everything, she is a liberator and a humanitarian.

Her sass is hard to handle.

And she's not afraid to take charge.

Thank you for being you, Kristen. And thank you for the double chins.