Adulting As Told By 2 Broke Girls
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Adulting As Told By 2 Broke Girls

Is there such a thing as a "functional" adult?

Adulting As Told By 2 Broke Girls

We all have an image in our heads about our ideal futures as “functional” adults, but let’s face it: We’re in college and many of us are potentially on our own for the first time. Amongst our busy schedules, the word “functional” isn’t always in our vocabulary. Not by a long shot. As it turns out, just when you think you suck at adulting, it turns out, you’re not the only one!

1. The dreaded “Freshman Fifteen” is all too real. Who has time to go to the gym between classes? Not this girl.

2. You’re realizing your parents were right when they told you not to worry about what other people think. Power napping in the middle of the afternoon? Yes, please.

3. Budgets are your friend, and meeting people who get that is a beautiful thing. You shop at thrift shops, roll coins for extra cash, and only see movies on discount days? Cool, me too!

4. You don't know things any basic, functional adult should know.

5. Sometimes, all you need is a stiff drink, but your checking account won’t allow it.

6. You’re quickly realizing that your standards might be a little high . . .

7. . . and that you MAY have read one too many Nicholas Sparks novels

8. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, life throws you another curve ball.

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