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10 Funniest 2019 Super Bowl Commercials

Chunky Style Milk? That's Not Right

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10 Best Commercials From Super Bowl 53

Missed the game? Don't worry, here are the pop culture highlights.

Fordham University

Jeshoots.com and Ben Hershey

If you aren't really much of a football fan, the commercials and the half time show is it on Super Bowl Sunday. If you missed the game, or really the commercials, these were some of the highs and lows of the night, and some small talk topics about the best commercials from Super Bowl 2019.

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15 Life Hacks That Just Might Save Your Life

Learn it now, save yourself later.

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15 Life Hacks That Just Might Save Your Life

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Here are some life hacks everyone can benefit by knowing. I know I have.

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9 Things That Will Trigger a South Florida Driver

Road Rage? Yes. Road Rules? Nah.

Florida State University

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Let me start off by saying, there is nothing like driving in South Florida, especially Miami. Miami drivers are crazy. Miami drivers are insane. Nobody on the road is your friend. Everyone is on a mission and nobody has time for you. Road Rage? That's a thing? Following the rules? That is not a thing. If you're local, these next nine points will trigger you.

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Chunky Style Milk? That's Not Right

1. Chunky Style Milk? That's Not Right - Mint Mobile

2. More Than OK - Pepsi

3. Cashew - Audi

4. Killer Skin - Olay

5. The 100-Year Game - Super Bowl 53

6. Close Talker - Colgate

7. Always There In Crunch Time - Planters

8. Michael Buble vs. Bubly - Bubly

9. Not Everything Makes the Cut - Amazon

10. Now It's Hot - Doritos

Missed the game? Don't worry, here are the pop culture highlights.

Audi (e-tron) - Cashew

bubly - Michael Bublé vs. bubly

T-Mobile x Lyft - Lyft Is Here For You

Hennessy - Major

Scientology - Curiosity

Microsoft (Xbox) - We All Win

Game of Thrones x Bud Light - For The Throne

Devour - Frozen Food Porn

Amazon (Alexa) - Not Everything Makes The Cut

Michelob Ultra - The Pure Experience

Learn it now, save yourself later.

Don’t walk down the steps with your hands in your pockets.

When crying out for help, cry help in a specific way.

If you’re caught in a riptide, swim parallel to the shore, not fighting the riptide

Keep your phone face down to save battery

Tampons can be used as water filtration.

If you’re in a trunk, kick out the tail lights to get the attention of other cars

If you have food, but no water, resist the urge to eat. It’ll make you even thirstier.

If you’re ever in a fire, stay low to the ground. You'll have plenty of air down there.

If a gun is pointed at you, look them in the eyes.

Look both ways when crossing the road, even if a walk sign is saying you can go.

Always keep money in the sole of your shoes.

If you’re trapped on thin ice, lay down on your stomach and wiggle/crawl to the shore from the direction you came.

If you’re stabbed or impaled, don’t pull it out.

If you get lost in the desert, breathe through your nose - it’ll make you less dehydrated

Be observant of your exits.

Road Rage? Yes. Road Rules? Nah.

1. Merging into traffic like you own the streets.

2. A blinker? What's that?

3. If you do decide to use one...

4. Mission impossible: switching lanes.

5. Stops signs are only a recommendation.

6. Law enforcement has no rules.

7. Prepare to be sued if you don't move half a second after the light turns green.

8. As latinos would say, South Florida drivers are "siempre inventando".

9. Only the strong survive.

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