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21 Punny Halloween Costumes For Witty Humans On A Budget

Be one-of-a-kind this Halloween!

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Oct 27, 2018

University of Missouri

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21 Punny Halloween Costumes For Witty Humans On A Budget

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Halloween is my favorite holiday. I don't typically need a reason to dress up, but Halloween is the greatest excuse for me! Every year for as long as I can remember I have gone to extremes to craft the perfect Halloween costume. I typically started planning my Halloween costume November 1st the year before! It could take the greater portion of the year before I narrowed down my ideas to the best one. The candy is great too, but I live for the costumes.

Picking out the costume can be very, very hard. It's even harder when you put it off until the last minute or don't have the budget to do something grand. I have compiled a list of some of the wittiest, simplest, and most unique Halloween costumes to pull off for your convenience. Here's to hoping you make your perfect Halloween painless and easy!

1. Fantasy Football

2. Freudian Slip

3. Formal Apology

4. Spice Girls

5. Blessing in Disguise

6. Dust Bunny

7. Nickelback

8. Radiohead

9. Amazon Prime

10. Ash Wednesday

11. Party Fowl

12. Shooting Star

13. Witch Doctor

14. Black Eyed Peas

15. Zom-Bee

16. Hawaiian Punch

17. Chick Magnet

18. Green with Envy

19. Ceiling Fan

21. Identity Theft

21. Pot Brownie/Head

All of these punny costumes are sure to catch the attention of all partygoers and earn you some free drinks.

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Summer is hot and humid, and it's almost like summer was made specifically to drink the refreshing, cold, crisp wonderful, delicious, nutritious nectar of the gods. Which is none other than beer; wonderful cold beer. With summer playing peek-a-boo around the corner while we finish up this semester, it's time to discuss the only important part of summer. And if you haven't already guessed, it's beer. There are few things I take more seriously than my beer, in order are: sports... and beer. Here are my favorite summer brews:

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21 Punny Halloween Costumes For Witty Humans On A Budget

Be one-of-a-kind this Halloween!

1. Fantasy Football

2. Freudian Slip

3. Formal Apology

4. Spice Girls

5. Blessing in Disguise

6. Dust Bunny

7. Nickelback

8. Radiohead

9. Amazon Prime

10. Ash Wednesday

11. Party Fowl

12. Shooting Star

13. Witch Doctor

14. Black Eyed Peas

15. Zom-Bee

16. Hawaiian Punch

17. Chick Magnet

18. Green with Envy

19. Ceiling Fan

21. Identity Theft

21. Pot Brownie/Head

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

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Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

Corona

75 degrees and sunny, plus, no humidity. I mean do I really need to say more?

Perfect Weather

You'll get an effortless tan

You can exercise with a view

You don't have to worry about bug bites

In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

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Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)