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12 Times Louise Belcher Was Everything A College Girl Should Be

Sarcastic, funny, and witty as heck.

Madison Zegarlowicz

Aug 28, 2018

University of Michigan

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Louise Belcher from "Bob's Burgers" is the youngest of the Belcher children. When she's not helping her father, Bob, at the family restaurant, she's probably getting into trouble somewhere. Everything about her screams "spirit animal" to me, a college girl in the prime of my life. Because I watch "Bob's Burgers" when I should be doing homework, I've had plenty of time to make comparisons. Here are a few.

1. When you haven't slept in days and you have to play it cool

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Who? Me? I stayed up all night writing a paper and still got a 70 on it. But it's okay. i'm okay. (Help!)

2. When the guy at the party won't leave you alone

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Please, please just go away.

3. When you're giving your BFF advice

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Always tell them how great you turned out.

4. When you consider dropping out

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There has to be other options, right?

5. When you're telling your roommate you found The One (again)

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He's a keeper, I promise.

6. The morning after the party when you're hungover

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I just want breakfast.

7. When you see your ex around campus

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I just want to slap him once...

8. When you see the guy who reminded the professor about homework

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We're all in this together, idiot. Come on.

9. When your friend is going through a breakup

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I'm here, I'm here.

10. When the person next to you in the library won't stop talking

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No, no, no, no.

11. When you're trying to give advice

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What can I say?

12. When you're trying to be witty during a presentation

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Did I do it right?

If anyone knows how to handle life, it's Louise Belcher, one weird happening at a time.

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Cool Off with These 8 Beers!

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Summer is hot and humid, and it's almost like summer was made specifically to drink the refreshing, cold, crisp wonderful, delicious, nutritious nectar of the gods. Which is none other than beer; wonderful cold beer. With summer playing peek-a-boo around the corner while we finish up this semester, it's time to discuss the only important part of summer. And if you haven't already guessed, it's beer. There are few things I take more seriously than my beer, in order are: sports... and beer. Here are my favorite summer brews:

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12 Times Louise Belcher Was Everything A College Girl Should Be

Sarcastic, funny, and witty as heck.

1. When you haven't slept in days and you have to play it cool

2. When the guy at the party won't leave you alone

3. When you're giving your BFF advice

4. When you consider dropping out

5. When you're telling your roommate you found The One (again)

6. The morning after the party when you're hungover

7. When you see your ex around campus

8. When you see the guy who reminded the professor about homework

9. When your friend is going through a breakup

10. When the person next to you in the library won't stop talking

11. When you're trying to give advice

12. When you're trying to be witty during a presentation

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

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Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

Corona

75 degrees and sunny, plus, no humidity. I mean do I really need to say more?

Perfect Weather

You'll get an effortless tan

You can exercise with a view

You don't have to worry about bug bites

In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)