John Mulaney is definitely one of the funniest stand-up comedians for college students across the nation. He is very relatable and incredibly funny for everyone. I know my friends and quote him every single day if something sounds the slightest bit familiar to something he has said during his stand up shows.
1. "Huh, what?
2. "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."
3. "You seeing this shit? You seeing this Home Alone 2: Lost in New York shit?"
4. "I'll keep all of my emotions right here...then one day I'll die."
5. "Because Bill Clinton never forgets a bitch."
6. "College is just your opinion."
7. "One black coffee, same mother fucker."
8. "What is college? Stop going until we figure it out!"
9. "If I get some fries for the table will you have some? Will you have some fries...OH I KNOW YOU'LL HAVE SOME!"
10. "Fun mom energy."
11. "So you could say I already gave them $120,000!"
12. "I will pepper in the fact that I am gay for backstory."
13. "You want me to do what?"
14. "In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin."
15. "I'm new in town."
16. "Hey, can I walk you home?"
17. "Because we're Delta Airlines and life is a f***ing nightmare."
18. "You know like when you eat too much chocolate cake?"
These may seem very hard to work into conversation, but I promise it is much easier than you think! These will definitely make for some great memories and laughs with your friends.