Honestly, do we ever really grow out of loving Disney movies? After Sing this past weekend, and finding myself singing along to all of the Mary Poppins and Frozen songs, I decided it was time some Disney songs got rewritten for college, and many of them transition smoother than you'd think.
"Kiss The Girl" - The Little Mermaid
When you're at a function talking to a really cute guy, but he doesn't seem to be picking up the signals you're sending:
So a few of your sorority sisters obviously slide up to him and try to drop some hints.
And by the end of the night the two of you are like:
"A Spoonful of Sugar" - Mary Poppins
Instead of a spoonful of sugar, this song would be rewritten as "A sip full of chaser makes the... vodka go down." Because we all know without it, our faces would look like this a lot more often:
"A Girl Worth Fighting For" - Mulan
In the movie, this song is sung by the group of warriors about finding a woman worth marrying while they're away at war. However, for sorority girls, this song would be "A Boy Worth Shacking For," because you don't do the walk of shame home at 7 a.m. for just anybody.
"Strangers Like Me" - Tarzan
Everyone remembers that feeling after going through recruitment and finally finding that one house that you feel like you've been friends with forever. I recall leaving my house after chapter tour days being so happy that I had found a house where everyone I talked to felt like one of my friends already, and they were complete strangers. Obviously "Strangers Like Me" is a song about recruitment.
“I wanna know
Will you show me?
The strangers like me?"
"I Won't Say I'm in Love" - Hercules
This basically becomes every girl's catchphrase when she meets that one guy that she suddenly finds herself spending all her time with. She says that they're "just friends" or that "it's nothing serious"... five months later. In reality, she just doesn't want to admit that some douchey frat guy has captured her heart.
Now go Google the lyrics to all of these songs and see if you can still recite them by heart.
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