1. If I die, turn my tweets into a book.

2. I feel like I'm the Paris of people. 

3. Is this a Make A Wish thing? Are you dying? Is it from loneliness?

4. Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.

5. I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.

6. Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?

7. What am I always telling you guys? I'm royalty. 

8. Turns out I gave up easy.

9. Mkay. No hard feelings. 

10. So, I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winkie face. 

11. The human form of the 100 emoji. 

12. Beyonce is my spiritual twin. 

13. I don't see those movies. I'm too pretty.

14. If I had a mic right now, I'd drop it.

15. I could take a pic of myself dressed up as an elf, elfie selfie?

16. That wasn't an invitation to keep talking. 

17. How did my life come to this?

18. Lets give the people what they want.

19. The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts.

20. Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics. 

21. You can't go wrong with dental emergency. Or death of a triplet.