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5 Reasons to Vote For Donald Trump

We have to choose between two candidates, but they're both not the greatest..I mean how on earth are we gonna choose?

Whitney Denee Christophe

Oct 19, 2016

Western Illinois University

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I know this election season we are faced with such a difficult and in many ways heavy decision. We have to choose between two candidates, but they're both not the greatest..I mean how on earth are we gonna choose?

I know Hillary can offer many things with her "qualifications" and "relevant work experience" but I know there are many things that only Donald J. Trump can provide.

Go back in time!

Haven't you always wondered what it would be like to live in the past?

Your dreams will become a reality! With a Trump presidency, you are guaranteed to have your rights stripped away if you aren't a white heterosexual male. Women want control of their bodies? UNHEARD OF! Minorities want respect and to be treated like human beings? I DON'T THINK SO!

~~And as if that isn't enough on its own, he encourages the~~

Repeal of the 19th Amendment

Trump supporters started a hashtag #repealthe19th, once it was revealed that he would win if only men were voting.

Although he hasn't outright supported it, he has condoned this behavior by not speaking out on it.

Incest is totally in!

Are you tired of getting weird looks for hitting on your daughter?

It seems you'll be getting pats on the back once good 'ol Donnie takes office. I mean its totally normal that he wants to bang his daughter, right?

A Second Holocaust

Haven't you always wanted to relive iconic moments in history?

He wants to round up all Mexicans and forcibly deport them. He says they are dirty drug dealers and rapists. He plans to forbid Muslims from entering our country. Sound familiar?

With Donald J. Trump in the oval office, you can almost guarantee that the makings of a second holocaust will quickly come to fruition!

"Whatever norms or bounds that we think limit the damage a president could inflict are likely to be exceeded if that president is Trump."

World War III

With the temperament of a toddler, he'll make the best decisions about foreign policy.

He's best buds with an ex-KGB spy, which is obviously the best choice of company for a potential future president. I mean, how badass?

He can handle it!

Jokes are only funny when they make you look good. Look how he fights against people doing to him what he's done to disabled, mexican, muslim and black people. He stands up for himself!

What. A. Hypocrite.

Trump really can handle everything life throws at him. He built his life off of a small loan of a million dollars, a cross I'm sure none of us could stand to bear.

"Now just wait a minute," you think, "these all sound like negative things!"

WHOOPS. Ya caught me. There is nothing positive that will result from a Donald Trump presidency.

#TrumpForRoadkill2k16

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We have to choose between two candidates, but they're both not the greatest..I mean how on earth are we gonna choose?

Go back in time!

Repeal of the 19th Amendment

Incest is totally in!

A Second Holocaust

World War III

He can handle it!

"Now just wait a minute," you think, "these all sound like negative things!"

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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