16 Reasons Why I'm A Cat

Ask my friends, family and any of my social media followers—I'm obsessed with my furry felines. I worship them. I mean, how can you not? Don't get me wrong, I'm a dog person as well, but there's something about a cat's little pink paw pads that makes me coo and talk in embarrassing baby voices (I've learned to embrace it). Not only am I obsessed with cats, I may even be one myself. Here are some reasons why:

1. I make weird noises constantly.

2. You can find me sunbathing by a window.

3. I rub my head on people when I want to get their attention (sorry, boyfriend).

4. I like to climb on things (especially cabinets when I'm getting food).

5. I like a good head scratching.

6. I randomly curl up into a ball.

7. I lick people (sometimes). (Okay, a lot.) (Sorry again, boyfriend.)

8. I also sometimes lick random things. (Wait for it.)

9. Sometimes I just don't care.

10. Compared to the average person, I have very small, cute feet.

11. I get scared easily.

12. My hair sheds a lot.

13. I have good reflexes.

14. I can fit in small places.

15. I'm a very dedicated self-groomer.

16. You can tell what I'm feeling just by looking at my face.