Weird-Ass Food Pairings (A.K.A. The Combinations We All Don’t Know We Love)
Some of you are going to hate me for convincing you to break your diets with this one…
It's common knowledge that some things just taste great together, like a food pairing made in heaven: peanut butter & jelly, grilled cheese & tomato soup, cinnamon & sugar, bacon & everything...With that being said, there are some things that people just don't know pair super well together. Here's the top 10 list of unconventional food pairings that will drive you up a wall.
Watermelon & Salt
Weird, I know, but hear me out. The sweetness and crunchiness of the watermelon is enhanced by that sprinkling of salt and makes it a wonderful summer snack. Don't believe me? Try it.
Tea & Cherries
Granted, this one sounds a bit more normal, but it's likely you haven't tried it yourself. Cherry jam, sour cherry syrup -- anything with any tea, just make it classic and slightly sweet and you'll be in heaven. Doubt me? Give it a go.
Coffee & Sweetened Condensed Milk
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Also known as Vietnamese Coffee, it's the obvious combination that we didn't think of sooner -- it gives you a creaminess and sweetness all in a can you'd only purchase during Christmas Cookie season. Questioning it? Dip your toe in!
Kimchi & Cheddar Cheese
"Whaaaaaaaat?" Yes. Absolutely yes. Crunchy, sour, and spicy paired with salt & creamy; literally (almost) the entire spectrum of food-tastes is represented. If you're looking for a late night snack, crack open that jar and slice off a chunk of the good shit. Don't trust me? Give it a whirl.
Sriracha & Peanut Butter
Spicy peanut butter features in many asian noodle dishes, but putting a swipe of peanut butter on a wrap and drizzling a healthy serving of hot sauce over the top? Questionable, to say the least, but definitely worth a go. Suspect of sriracha? Just a nibble, then!
Dark Chocolate & Cheese
Sweet & salty...need I say more? Wavering? Waver your way over to the fridge & cabinet.
Mango or Pineapple & Chili Powder
They always put pineapple in Sweet & Sour Pork; give it a bit of spice, and is it all that different? The spiciness brings out the complexity of their flavors in the best of ways. Fearing the unknown? Taste it before dissing it.
Olive Oil & Ice Cream
Taste of Italy, here we come. Just give your vanilla ice cream a small drizzle and it'll change dessert forever. Uncertain? Drizzle-drizzle, mofo.
Fish Fingers & Custard
Every Whovian just hit the roof with excitement, but yes, it's actually great. Hesitating? Freaking do it. You won't. No balls.
Butter & Sugar Sandwiches
Seems a bit obvious while also diabetes-inducing, but it's the best homage the Breakfast Club we got. Puzzled? First, watch the movie. Then, try it.
A Complete List Of The National Days in August That You'll Need To Celebrate This Year
Mark these on your calendars!
August is a month full of celebration (I mean, it is my birthday month...)
BUT there are also tons of national days to celebrate too!!! Here's a list of my favorites!
August 1st: National Girlfriends Day
GiphyIT'S GIRL'S NIGHT!!!
August 2nd: National Coloring Book Day
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Who doesn't love to color a nice picture?
August 3rd: National Grab Some Nuts Day
GiphyI hope this means almonds and walnuts, not the other ones....
August 4th: National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
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Every cookie needs it's own national day, so this one is for chocolate chip!
August 5th: National Underwear Day
GiphyUnderwear is a very important garment that deserves a day for gratitude
August 6th: National Wiggle Your Toes Day
GiphyMake those little piggies dance!
August 7th: National Raspberries N' Cream Day
GiphyOne of my favorite flavors!
August 8th: National Sneak Some Zucchini Into Your Neighbor's Porch Day
GiphyI'm not sure why this is a thing but I'm going to do it
August 9th: National Book Lover's Day / National Rice Pudding Day
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I love a good rice pudding as much as I love a good book, so why not combine the two?
August 10th: National S'mores Day
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This year the 10th falls on a Friday... hopefully the weather is nice because Fridays are great nights to have bonfires!!
August 11th: National Presidential Joke Day
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Isn't our government system just one big joke on its own already?
August 12th: National Vinyl Record Day
GiphyTime to pull out the turn table and some of my favorite LPs!
August 13th: National Filet-Mignon Day
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GAINZ
August 14th: MY BIRTHDAY / National Creamsicle Day
GiphyMy birthday is the more important one, here
August 15th: National Relaxation Day
GiphyYeah, I'm going need a day to relax after celebrating my 21st birthday...
August 16th: National Roller Coaster Day / National Tell a Joke Day
GiphyRoller coasters and jokes - two fun things to celebrate in one day!
August 17th: National Thrift Shop Day
GiphyI'm gonna' pop some tags
August 18th: National Fijita Day
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I'm feeling a fajita night - with Margaritas, too, of course!
August 19th: National Soft Ice Cream Day
GiphyAccurate GIF of me at the soft serve machine in the dining hall
August 20th: National Radio Day
GiphyDoes anyone even listen to the radio anymore?
August 21st: National Senior Citizens Day
GiphySome old people are crotchety but most of them are pretty cool if you take the time to talk with them!
August 22nd: National Tooth Fairy Day
GiphyTrue story: my dad ruined the whole tooth fairy thing after I lost my first tooth trying to tangle his Nascar shirt in my ceiling fan and tell me that the tooth fairy was a Jimmy Johnson fan
August 23rd: National Sponge Cake Day
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I'll celebrate with a Twinkie (or two or three)
August 24th: National Waffle Day
GiphyTEAM WAFFLE ALL THE WAY
August 25th: National Banana Split Day
c1.staticflickr.comI'm a fan of all things ice cream so I support this
August 26th: National Dog Day
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I'm more of a cat person myself but dogs can be kind of cool too
August 27th: National Just Because Day
GiphyYou don't need a reason to do anything - do it "just because"
August 28th: National Bow Tie Day
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I love bow ties
August 29th: National Chop Suey Day
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I honestly don't even know what chop suey is but it looks pretty good to me!
August 30th: National Toasted Marshmallow Day
GiphyI like my marshmallows burnt to a crisp
August 31st: National Trail Mix Day
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Don't be the prick that only eats the M&Ms... the raisins are good, too!