Which lies do you tell yourself?
I'll wake up early and finish that.Giphy
Will you? Will you really?
An 8 a.m. won't even be that bad.Giphy
Maybe not at first, but but midterms, you'll start to feel it.
I'll save more money.Giphy
Because stress-shopping does not exist. Also, food is inexpensive. The seasonal change to winter also won't compel you to buy new sweaters.
I will eat healthier.Giphy
My laundry will get done.Giphy
Yea, I'm free that day.Giphy
In your dreams, sweetheart.
I'll go to the gym.Giphy
Do we want to look like we've just stepped out of Vogue? Yes. Are we taking 16 hours, working, and trying to go to extracurricular events? Yes as well.
I'll just study in my room, it'll be fine.Giphy
The average American adult has the attention span of 8 seconds.
I will never skip class.Giphy
Remember that 8 a.m. we talked about?