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15 Thoughts Every Cat Has Thought At Some Point, Probably

Every cat has their evil side, even the best kitties.

Christina Stover

Nov 26, 2018

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15 Thoughts Every Cat Has Thought At Some Point, Probably

Christina Stover

I have had a cat for over 14 years and it has been one of the best parts of my life. My dad brought him home one day and he was so small that he fit into our cupped hands. Now, it is a struggle to pick Murray up. His vet has said that this cat is the second largest cat he has seen as a vet. I am definitely more of a cat person than a dog person, but dogs are pretty great too. As my cat grew up, my family and I were able to pick up Murray's tendencies and what his meows meant.

So, here are 15 thoughts every cat has definitely had at some point.

1. "Why are the humans staring at me?"

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2. "I'm just trying to take my fifth nap of the day."

3. "If you're going to take my picture, turn the flash off."

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4. "Hey! That's my tail! Watch it!"

5. "I dare you to rub my belly. I dare you."

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6. "Oh, yes. Scratch my chin. That's the spot."

7. "Hello, where's my food? I need to eat, too."

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8. "Excuse me, my litter box needs to be cleaned."

9. "Open the curtains. I need to lie in the sun."

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10. "Oh, you just did laundry? It'd be a shame is someone got their hair all over those clean clothes."

11. "That plant looks tasty. I should bite the leaves and knock it over."

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12. "Oh, s***. I must have done something wrong. I see that squirt bottle."

13. "Pay attention to me. I need the pets."

14. "That blanket looks cozy. I will enjoy its warmth with you human."

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15. "These humans make me feel safe and loved."

It's true. It's science.

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Every cat has their evil side, even the best kitties.

1. "Why are the humans staring at me?"

2. "I'm just trying to take my fifth nap of the day."

3. "If you're going to take my picture, turn the flash off."

4. "Hey! That's my tail! Watch it!"

5. "I dare you to rub my belly. I dare you."

6. "Oh, yes. Scratch my chin. That's the spot."

7. "Hello, where's my food? I need to eat, too."

8. "Excuse me, my litter box needs to be cleaned."

9. "Open the curtains. I need to lie in the sun."

10. "Oh, you just did laundry? It'd be a shame is someone got their hair all over those clean clothes."

11. "That plant looks tasty. I should bite the leaves and knock it over."

12. "Oh, s***. I must have done something wrong. I see that squirt bottle."

13. "Pay attention to me. I need the pets."

14. "That blanket looks cozy. I will enjoy its warmth with you human."

15. "These humans make me feel safe and loved."

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1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

19. “Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman."

20. “Don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me.”

21. “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”

22. “Find me where the wild things are.”

23. “I’m high on lovin’ you.”

24. “If you’re gonna be somebody’s heartbreak, somebody’s mistake, if you’re gonna be somebody’s first time, somebody’s last time, be mine.”

25. “Don’t be afraid to take the road less traveled on.”

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5. “God have mercy on the man/ Who doubts what he’s sure of” (Brilliant Disguise)

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)