My family tells me that I am the fifth of eleven children in the Landon household. My personal theory is that I am actually the seventh son of the seventh son of a family of leprechauns. I regularly read and write improbable tales of epic proportions and have yet to find someone who knows as much as I do about Middle-earth. I am slightly knowledgeable on the topic of WWI flying aces and I might be part of a top secret organization dedicated to the eradication of KGB squirrels. I also had way too much fun writing this.