The Odyssey Online

It really is all about that caption game.

Jacksonville State University

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19 College Girl Instagram Captions For Your Next Update

Pexels

Captions can be hard to master. That's why I have created your next 19 captions for you to use.

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Stop Acting Like Being 'Friend-Zoned' Is A Bad Thing

You're looking at it all wrong.

Susquehanna University

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Stop Acting Like Being 'Friend-Zoned' Is A Bad Thing

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So you have this friend. You want to turn things from a platonic relationship into a romantic one, but they don't want the same thing. They tell you that they just want to be friends. Oh no! You've been "friend-zoned!"

But what does it really mean to be friend-zoned? It means that one person doesn't have romantic feelings for the other and just wants to stay friends but the other wants to date or hookup. The decision is usually unfavorable for the latter and people tend to make a mockery of the "friend-zoned" individual.

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I Will Always Be The Girl Who Wants 'Something More,' And IDGAF If You Judge Me

Since when is it uncool to care?

University of Michigan

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I Will Always Be The Girl Who Wants 'Something More,' And IDGAF If You Judge Me

Madison Zegarlowicz

In a world and society engrossed in the "hookup culture," I feel like an outsider.

When I say I'm dating to marry, or that I value certain relationship milestones, I'm given incredulous looks, gasps that are always over-dramatic, and silent judgment. This comes from people who are, simply, casual, dating whomever, sleeping with whomever, and having fun with whomever.

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To The Girl Who Loves Him Next, Don't Give Too Much Away

Hold off on being dark and twisty.

University of Michigan

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To The Girl Who Loves Him Next, Don't Give Too Much Away

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To the Girl Who Holds His Heart After Me,

You're lucky, because he's picky. If he chose you, he sees something in you.

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5 Reasons I Don't Want To Meet Your Mother

If we met on Tinder, you're a one night stand and that's okay.

Eastern Michigan University

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If we met on Tinder, I don't want to meet your mother. If I sneak into your house while she's still sleeping, I don't want to meet your mother. If you have severe commitment issues, I don't want to meet your mother. Clingy? Don't want to meet your mother.

The moral of the story is that dating today sucks. Figuring out what we are or not knowing how to introduce you to my friends sucks. The show, "How I Met Your Mother" covers up almost every kind of "relationship", so here is my spin-off to you about how I don't want to meet your mother.

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It really is all about that caption game.

My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I am kidding or not.

I'm an an acquired taste, if you don't like me acquire some taste.

I prefer Cardi-B to Cardi-O TBH.

Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money, just a lot of carbs.

Congratulations to me for getting out of bed today.

Can you be a stay at home Mom if you don't have kids?

Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean..

Dating isn't hard if you don't do it.

The only blizzards I like are from Dairy Queen.

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

The only thing getting LIT this weekend are my scented candles.

I'm not like other girls, I know what I want for dinner.

Resting Brunch Face.

Pro Tip: Extend your weekend by calling out of work on Monday.

I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.

Raisin the roof.

Pizzaterian

Today I've been as useless as the "g" in lasagna

Alexa, what am I doing with my life.

You're looking at it all wrong.

Since when is it uncool to care?

Hold off on being dark and twisty.

If we met on Tinder, you're a one night stand and that's okay.

Call me Robin.

I will not be the Lily to your Marshall.

Who gets to be Barney?

No mystery mother here.

There is no yellow umbrella.

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