5 Ways Driving Drives Me Crazy, Happy, And Crazy Again
They see me rollin'
When I wake up for the day, I have an idea of what I want to accomplish. Before the day arrives, I plan and prepare as much as I can. I have found that no amount of preemptive measures can withstand the unpredictable man-made nature of driving.
1. Riding solo.
Having the car to yourself can be an empowering sense of freedom. The radio is yours to tune-in to or to turn off. The directions are yours to choose. To have this control is also just as overwhelming with all these other drivers nearby. First-time drivers know the burning ears they get when their parent is not there to tell them how to react behind the wheel. After a while, driving becomes your source of confidence, the car a sanctuary where you can put your mind on cruise control.
2. Passenger payload.
Backstreet drivers wish they could show you how much better they handle a car. What they are not considering is the amount of responsibility and patience it takes to drive. Control makes or breaks a car ride. For the passenger, it can be relaxing to hang back and be chauffeured wherever you want. For the driver, the company can keep you motivated enough to make a long drive a good time. If you're carpool's overflowing, don't rock the boat.
3. Traffic far and wide.
At one time or another, cars line up for a path to their destination but are met by traffic. The only thing more mysterious than endless traffic is the moment it dissipates for no reason. In the morning, everyone seems to have left the house at the same time. People have the right idea to get lunch before or after rush hour, but unlike the weather, there is no predicting the roads. Best to get comfortable and park that car of yours, this might be a while.
4. Open road.
Having the road to yourself, even for ten minutes, feels like a victory lap. You passed the reckless drivers, the radio-heads causing earthquakes with their speakers, and the road-hogging ilk. Now you can have a nice, smooth cruise on your way down the street. Take in the scenery before it passes you by. No hurry, no delays, nothing but you and your current drive.
5. Got gas?
Unless you have a car that runs on electricity, you and your ride will be taking a pit-stop to fill up on gasoline. Gas prices are outlandish and change faster than you can notice. Getting a full tank can be costly when you know you should not buy that extra Milky Way chocolate bar for "just in case" too. Why cannot cars be driven with our feet like The Flintstones? Probably because we like to connect to the past only to use it up like a fossil fuel and wait until it is too late where there is nothing left but the inevitable... Happy trails!
Driving can be an office on wheels, a mobile prison, or a rolling rock that gathers all the moss it can. If you go for a drive, make it a good one.
A Complete List Of The National Days in August That You'll Need To Celebrate This Year
Mark these on your calendars!
August is a month full of celebration (I mean, it is my birthday month...)
BUT there are also tons of national days to celebrate too!!! Here's a list of my favorites!
August 1st: National Girlfriends Day
GiphyIT'S GIRL'S NIGHT!!!
August 2nd: National Coloring Book Day
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Who doesn't love to color a nice picture?
August 3rd: National Grab Some Nuts Day
GiphyI hope this means almonds and walnuts, not the other ones....
August 4th: National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
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Every cookie needs it's own national day, so this one is for chocolate chip!
August 5th: National Underwear Day
GiphyUnderwear is a very important garment that deserves a day for gratitude
August 6th: National Wiggle Your Toes Day
GiphyMake those little piggies dance!
August 7th: National Raspberries N' Cream Day
GiphyOne of my favorite flavors!
August 8th: National Sneak Some Zucchini Into Your Neighbor's Porch Day
GiphyI'm not sure why this is a thing but I'm going to do it
August 9th: National Book Lover's Day / National Rice Pudding Day
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I love a good rice pudding as much as I love a good book, so why not combine the two?
August 10th: National S'mores Day
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This year the 10th falls on a Friday... hopefully the weather is nice because Fridays are great nights to have bonfires!!
August 11th: National Presidential Joke Day
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Isn't our government system just one big joke on its own already?
August 12th: National Vinyl Record Day
GiphyTime to pull out the turn table and some of my favorite LPs!
August 13th: National Filet-Mignon Day
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GAINZ
August 14th: MY BIRTHDAY / National Creamsicle Day
GiphyMy birthday is the more important one, here
August 15th: National Relaxation Day
GiphyYeah, I'm going need a day to relax after celebrating my 21st birthday...
August 16th: National Roller Coaster Day / National Tell a Joke Day
GiphyRoller coasters and jokes - two fun things to celebrate in one day!
August 17th: National Thrift Shop Day
GiphyI'm gonna' pop some tags
August 18th: National Fijita Day
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I'm feeling a fajita night - with Margaritas, too, of course!
August 19th: National Soft Ice Cream Day
GiphyAccurate GIF of me at the soft serve machine in the dining hall
August 20th: National Radio Day
GiphyDoes anyone even listen to the radio anymore?
August 21st: National Senior Citizens Day
GiphySome old people are crotchety but most of them are pretty cool if you take the time to talk with them!
August 22nd: National Tooth Fairy Day
GiphyTrue story: my dad ruined the whole tooth fairy thing after I lost my first tooth trying to tangle his Nascar shirt in my ceiling fan and tell me that the tooth fairy was a Jimmy Johnson fan
August 23rd: National Sponge Cake Day
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I'll celebrate with a Twinkie (or two or three)
August 24th: National Waffle Day
GiphyTEAM WAFFLE ALL THE WAY
August 25th: National Banana Split Day
c1.staticflickr.comI'm a fan of all things ice cream so I support this
August 26th: National Dog Day
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I'm more of a cat person myself but dogs can be kind of cool too
August 27th: National Just Because Day
GiphyYou don't need a reason to do anything - do it "just because"
August 28th: National Bow Tie Day
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I love bow ties
August 29th: National Chop Suey Day
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I honestly don't even know what chop suey is but it looks pretty good to me!
August 30th: National Toasted Marshmallow Day
GiphyI like my marshmallows burnt to a crisp
August 31st: National Trail Mix Day
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Don't be the prick that only eats the M&Ms... the raisins are good, too!