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How To Get Over The Second-Semester Slump

Honestly, we are all feeling the second semester is going to hit us like a pile of bricks. Here is the best recipe so that we can make it through second semester without failing out.

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Arts Entertainment

8 Highs And Lows Of Holiday Birthdays

There's always ups and downs to the holiday season, now add in a birthday

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I love my birthday. It's December 29 and those 6 days spanning Christmas to New Year's is my favorite time of the year. Especially now that I'm over 21 *wink wink*. And while there are positives to holiday-time birthdays, I feel like there are also some problems. Let's discuss.

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20 Hilarious And Relatable Phrases Heard During Final Exam Week

It's time to say, "Thank you, next," to this semester.

University of Mississippi

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20 Hilarious And Relatable Phrases Heard During Final Exam Week

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"Dead week will be a break," they said. "Exams aren't that bad," they said.

And yet, here we are, struggling, as usual, to make it through such a stressful time.

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15 Things College Girls Will Say Out Loud To Their Dogs After Being Reunited

There is no better feeling than being reunited with your sweet doggo/child.

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15 Things College Girls Will Say *Out Loud* To Their Dogs After Being Reunited

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We tend to love our dogs more than most people, so it makes sense that reuniting with them after being away for so long can cause some overwhelming emotions. After dealing with copious amounts of stress and emotional breakdowns, being reunited with your dog/child can make everything feel alright again.

Sometimes we say some things that may seem a bit dramatic, but our overwhelming love for our pets is very real. Words just don't describe our love for them and how much we hurt being separated from them for so long.

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Figure out the classes you are most excited about.

Think about the people you get to see when you get back.

Get organized.

Grab some new wardrobe necessities.

Start setting up your lunch dates.

Start fresh.

There's always ups and downs to the holiday season, now add in a birthday

1. Presents versus Money

2. Good Times After Good Times

3. Combining With Christmas

4. Time For Everyone

5. Guaranteed Wish-List

6. Better Luck Next Year

7. Always The Social Butterfly

8. Home For The Holidays

It's time to say, "Thank you, next," to this semester.

1. "I wish they'd go ahead and put in my grade so I can go ahead and feel disappointed in myself."

2. "Welp, all-nighters are starting Monday."

3. When your professor won't turn your 59 into an A

4. "What's gonna be on the test again?"

5. "Welp, guess it's time to start searching for top paying jobs for college dropouts."

6. "I don't think I can BS my way through this one."

7. "We had to buy a scantron?"

8. "I can't believe the struggle is over."

9. When I BS my way throughout the entire class and then see the first question on the exam

10. "If he asks more than one question about the stuff I barely studied, I'm screwed."

11. "I need heavenly assistance."

12. "How was studying?" "Bad." "What happened?" "Nothing. Studying just sucks."

13. When you pass the final you didn't study for

14. "Will I finish the semester or will the semester finish me?"

15. "Soooooo...can I try again next semester?"

16. "Okay, it's time to start studying." *opens book* Three hours later: "Okay, now it's really time to start studying."

17. Do I get an award for trying?"

18. "If you could do one thing that you know you wouldn't fail at, what would it be?" "Kill myself."

19. When the kid you've been cheating off of the whole test turns his paper in

20. "Don't we get a drop test?"

There is no better feeling than being reunited with your sweet doggo/child.

1. Do you remember who I am??

2. Im so sorry I was gone for so long, PLEASE don't hate me!

3. You are my actual child, I would never abandon you!

4. Were you the goodest heckin' boy while I was gone?

5. Did these people (referring to your parents) take good care of you?

6. I missed you SO much!

7. I am literally stowing you away with me next time.

8. I love you more than any human I ever met while I was away.

9. You are so lucky you don't have to go to college like me.

10. Did you miss me as much as I missed you?

11. Give me kisses and LOVE ME.

12. Wow, you are literal perfection

13. You are getting endless treats just for existing and being amazing.

14. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOSH I LOVE YOU

15. Do you think I should drop out of college and stay with you forever? Me too.

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16. "Okay, it's time to start studying." opens book Three hours later: "Okay, now it's really time to start studying."