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Build Out Your Go-To Chipotle Order And Find Out What Kind Of Person You Are On The Inside

"Oh my gawd, I love Chipotle. Chipotle is my life!" - Kid from Vine

Adriana Maria

Jul 15, 2018

Bowling Green State University

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Chipotle is all fun and games until it becomes your life and you're addicted. But... what if it actually defined your life. Here's a list of what each ingredient of your Chipotle order says about you!

1. Rice

White rice - You tell people white lies to avoid hurting their feelings but you're still costing them their carb count.

Brown rice -You're authentic. You are forward with people and do not sugar coat things, there's no reason to hide the facts.

No rice - You try to avoid problems but end up feeling like you're missing something when you're not involved in the drama.

2. Beans

No beans - introvert

Pinto - ambiverts

Black beans - extrovert

3. Protein

Steak - balling a budget. Boujee lifestyle. You enjoy the finer things in life but you also know where to spend your money to show it.

Chicken - Classic. Clean cut. You don't like stepping out of your comfort zone and you're not afraid to show it.

Barbacoa - You like to spice things up. Never settle for things to be ordinary and bland.

Carnitas - You lie to yourself often. You convince yourself something is good when it's probably the worst thing for you.

Sofritas - You fear commitment. You want the healthy lifestyle but stand firm on your healthy life choices.

Veggie bowl (FYI: guac for free) - Treehugger lifestyle. Peace upon everyone.

4. Your little something extras...

Fajita veggies - You can never say no. It could be easier to say no, but you worry about the other person's feelings even if it has nothing to do with them.

Queso - Trend follower. We all know the queso from Chipotle isn't necessarily the best sooo...

Guacamole - Versatile. Avocados go with everything. You're not afraid of trying new things and switching it up every now and then.

Roasted chili corn salsa - You're not afraid of commitment. You want everything in life to stay with you through and through.

Fresh tomato salsa - You want a little danger in your life, but you fear the consequences too much.

Tomatillo-green chili salsa - You're bold but not enough. You get yourself into situations you don't really know how to get out of or even how you got there.

Tomatillo-red chili salsa - You're a daredevil. You're not afraid of the "heat" it may bring upon you.

Sour cream - Simplistic. You enjoy the simple things in life and sometimes that's all you need to be happy.

Cheese - You're always trying to make things better, even if it's not the best for you.

Romaine lettuce - You like to fill your life with various things so you don't feel lonely... or fat.

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Summer is hot and humid, and it's almost like summer was made specifically to drink the refreshing, cold, crisp wonderful, delicious, nutritious nectar of the gods. Which is none other than beer; wonderful cold beer. With summer playing peek-a-boo around the corner while we finish up this semester, it's time to discuss the only important part of summer. And if you haven't already guessed, it's beer. There are few things I take more seriously than my beer, in order are: sports... and beer. Here are my favorite summer brews:

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Build Out Your Go-To Chipotle Order And Find Out What Kind Of Person You Are On The Inside

"Oh my gawd, I love Chipotle. Chipotle is my life!" - Kid from Vine

1. Rice

2. Beans

3. Protein

4. Your little something extras...

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

Cool Off with These 8 Beers!

Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

Corona

75 degrees and sunny, plus, no humidity. I mean do I really need to say more?

Perfect Weather

You'll get an effortless tan

You can exercise with a view

You don't have to worry about bug bites

In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

19. “Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman."

20. “Don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me.”

21. “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”

22. “Find me where the wild things are.”

23. “I’m high on lovin’ you.”

24. “If you’re gonna be somebody’s heartbreak, somebody’s mistake, if you’re gonna be somebody’s first time, somebody’s last time, be mine.”

25. “Don’t be afraid to take the road less traveled on.”

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)