Joined in August 2017
I’m a guy like any other – 18 on the inside, but sore and graying slightly on the outside – still mistaken for a younger man, but no longer getting carded. I love Taco Bell. I type with most of my fingers. I reluctantly wax my eyebrows with alarming frequency. If you have a ridiculous idea and need someone help develop it and participate, I’m your man. I stockpile fireworks. I have a 2 year old son, a very large infant, and a wife that puts up with a lot of random activities. I often wonder if she looks at other wives and wishes she had a husband that was just a little more content to put on some weight and hang out around the house more often – mostly because she’s told me that in so many words – but she knew what she was getting into. I haven't had a lot of roll models in my life, though if pressed I would say the people I've most looked up to are Pete Sampras, Dave Barry, and Scrooge McDuck (none of whom endorse the opinions expressed in my writing). I wish I had more time, I wish I had more money, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, but none of that really matters because, like dad always said, "Wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one fills up faster." So I do what I enjoy, and right now, I enjoy writing. I hope you enjoy reading as well.
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