Kaysie Scott

I am a human being, more particular, female.

I am painfully sarcastic, especially when it comes to ignorant people.

I am right handed.

My body makes cracking noises, and I like to irritate people with them.

I am remarkably candor.

If I am in a conversation and I can’t think of a word, I will stop until I finally recall it.

I do not watch goat porn.

I am agnostic, but if I did believe in God, it’d probably be some sort of alien that seeded this planet then realized it failed as soon as humanity began to show up so it bailed.

I hate when I’m right and people think I’m wrong.

I am easily distracted when I want to be.

I am an eternal optimist, sometimes.

Usually I am a pessimist.

Actually it depends on the day.

I am completely open minded.

I clap like a seal while laughing.

I have a dirty mind, but don’t we all?

I wish I could play five instruments. I can’t.

Don’t think for a second I actually care what you have to say if you’re trying to offend me.

I was born at a really young age.

I cannot stand routine.

I am regularly looking for different experiences, opportunities, and passions.

I love weddings and dancing at them.

Activities come easy to me, but I don’t always put in the effort.

I strive to be a kitchen god.

I don’t know everything.

~K