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Your Failing Love Life Told By "How I Met Your Mother"

We have all had those failed relationships

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Throughout nine seasons of air time, we were taught many lessons about love. We also probably identified with a lot of the failed relationships and love attempts. Barney, Ted, Marshall, Lily, and Robin could not have said it better. If you're having trouble within your love life currently, read on!

1. Desperately trying to act calm and collected in front of any possibly candidates.

You can't seem to ever say the right thing...ever.

2. You realize how much you hate having a crush.

Catching feelings is honestly the worst.

3. This is your thought process most days.

The struggle is real.

4. You figure if you get some liquid courage in you, you're sure to meet someone!

But it turns out you just end up meeting a huge migraine the next morning...

5. Your friends offer you to third wheel with them for the night.

"Just come watch a movie with us," which translates to: "Watch us cuddle and sit in your loneliness and be lonely."

6. All of your friends are in relationships and you're like...

It's Friday night and everyone is with their significant other and you find yourself on a hot date with Netflix. Let's face it, Netflix never leaves!

7. You constantly question whether you're good enough for someone to fall in love with you.

Is there something I'm doing wrong? Is it me?

8. When the opposite sex even looks at you...

You've never felt so alive! He definitely smiled and definitely made eye contact. Maybe he's interested?

9. You celebrate the couples you hate breaking up because you're bitter and single.

Now there's two more to join the single and bitterness club!

10. You become irritated when a friend comes to you for "relationship" advice.

What a dilemma it would be to even need to even have a need for relationship advice!

11. You assume that every person you meet is "the one."

This is it...the man I will marry will be in this coffee shop.

12. When you just can't seem to conquer your awkward demeanor so you say things like this...

Just stop talking. Please.

13. Every time you watch a romantic comedy

You know you shouldn't watch them because the reaction is always so strong.

14. You find your love through food.

Pizza is always there and always delicious. And so is bacon.

15. You're fully aware of how great you would treat your significant other if someone only gave you the chance.

Seriously!

16. Your friends try to be your wing man every time you go out.

And then they end up getting the guy... It happens every time!

17. You realize you should never settle and will eventually find someone that likes and appreciates you for you.

It will happen.

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