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Your Semester Presented By Ron Swanson

There's a little Ron in all of us.

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Your Semester Presented By Ron Swanson
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As we go into the fourth week of this semester, I'm sure many of us--especially myself--are becoming overwhelmed and stressed already. Having to worry about readings, homework assignments, upcoming exams, and papers is enough to get anyone anxious. But sometimes, the best way to get through the semester is to laugh and to also learn to pace yourself. To save yourself from a stress-induced heart attack, maybe just go over the syllabus for the upcoming week instead of looking at everything you need to get done throughout the semester. Write down the due dates of important things in your planner and only check to see if something big is due that week. It's always best to go through the semester one day at a time. So, to help some of you guys laugh if you're still freaking out, here's your semester presented by Ron Swanson.

1. Meeting new people


2. Writing papers and doing homework



3. Group projects



4. "Tell the class a little bit about yourself"


5. Getting that A



6. Zoning out in class and coming to



7. Trying to get that big paper done


8. Food

9. Hanging out with friends between classes



10. Looking at all the work you have to do


11. Doing presentations



12. Going into class sick because you can't afford to miss anything


13. The Weekend



14. Waking up Monday morning

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