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Your Night Out As Described By Chris Jericho

He's gonna give you the gift of what your night's gonna look like, MANNNNNN

Jacob Prest

Oct 02, 2017

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Your Night Out As Described By Chris Jericho

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"Our time at the bar will never....EVERRRRR be the same again!"

Chris Jericho; Lionheart; Codebreaker; the GOAT of pro wrestling. He's simply the greatest pro wrestler to ever walk the face of the Earth. Whether a good guy or bad guy on screen, Jericho has been a fan favorite for years. His career accolades of being six-time World Champion, a record nine-time Intercontinental Champion, and a variety of other accomplishments just add to the amazing resume of one Mr. Chris Jericho.

He's also a great way to describe your night out with your friends on a Friday night.

1. When work's almost over and you get hit with the 'We goin' out tonight?" text

2. When you agree and your friend shows up for pre-gaming

3. When you both think the same thing and appreciate each other for suggesting to head to the bar

4. When you decide to wear that new jacket you bought that week

5. Then there's that one moment where you're deciding if you should start off simple with a beer or go with hard liquor

6. Before doing three shots and then karaoke

7. After doing three shots and then karaoke

8. Waiting for the bathroom behind seventeen people be like

9. When the bartender notices your friend is a bit drunk and asks you how many drinks they've had tonight

10. When you're having a great time at the bar...but then your ex shows up

11. When you're drunk enough to overreact as someone bumps into you

12. Still waiting for the bathroom

13. When "Despacito" comes on

14. When the bartender cuts you off for the night

15. When you return from the bathroom and your friend says this

16. When your designated driver shows up with his other friend and they need to get you home

17. When you complain the whole way home

18. When you finally get home and give up

19. Finally, when you wake up the next morning and look at all the ridiculous Snapchats you took of yourself

Chris Jericho is the epitome of sports entertainment. He can wrestle almost everyone any time of day....and he can summarize your night out.

Be safe and have fun, Jerichoholics!

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17. When you complain the whole way home

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19. Finally, when you wake up the next morning and look at all the ridiculous Snapchats you took of yourself

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