Majors. They’re major. However, not as major as what’s about to come your way.

Better close up your textbooks and zipper those backpacks because you’re about to be blown away. Your academic field is about to be classified by a Goldfish cracker.

Please, please! Hold the applause. There’s no need to thank me, but let’s be real. It is the moment that you’ve waited for.

Classic Cheddar – Undecided

You can be found everywhere, no matter the store or campus you go to. Choosing a major can be difficult and overwhelming. However, just like the flavors of goldfish, trying them all will help you realize what you like. So open a bag and keep on swimming through those gen-eds.

Parmesan – Social Sciences

The love for these classes is real, but nothing compared to the love for the delicious cracker.

Pretzel – International Studies and Political Sciences

Whether you’re in the United States or Japan, Australia or France, pretzels are pretzels, and being in the shape of a goldfish somehow makes the taste so much better.

Pizza – Communications

Oh, the flavor everybody tells you not to eat and the major everybody tells you not to be. Can’t let the haters’ taste buds stop you from doing you, boo.

Original (Saltine) – Business

Ah, gotta love irony at its finest. No underlying me$$ages here! Don’t worry business majors, we still love you, and the pantry full of goldfish you’ll have in your mansion 15 years from now.

Baby Goldfish – Education and Nursing

Together, students in both majors will provide all the nurturing, care and support that these precious little crackers need.

Rainbow and Xtra Cheddar – Visual and Performing Arts

Bringing a little color and a dash of extraness to your quick snack in and out of the classroom.

Whole Grain Cheddar – Nutritional Sciences

It speaks for itself, ladies and gentlemen. Remember, a goldfish a day keeps the doctor away.

Salt and Vinegar – Mathematics

I think it’s safe to say for both the major and the flavor, who thought it would be a good idea?

Sour Cream and Onion – Natural Sciences

Congratulations; it takes an incredibly strong person, with even stronger taste buds, to like these.

Grahams – English Studies

Grahams are the Harry Potter books of goldfish. There's a billion different kinds, but there's nothing better than curling up in bed and choosing from a series of ... Goldfish!

Now you know which Goldfish represents your major, and your life was changed only for the better. No big deal, but you’re welcome.