While Michael Scott usually steals the spotlight of many Odyssey articles, his assistant to the regional manager is also highly relatable. From his memorable quotes to him winning top salesman on multiple occasions, Dwight is the voice of reason. Without him, who would Michael turn to for companionship and success?
He is the most loyal character to Michael Scott and would do anything to make sure Dunder Mifflin lives up to its full potential. Dwight's professionalism, humor, strange antics and 10/10 quotes are what makes him the best Office character. After all, who wouldn't trust someone whose name stood for "Determined, Worker, Intense, Good Worker, Hard Worker, Terrific."
Here is your college week told by Dwight K. Schrute, the beet farmer himself:
Monday:
Monday's are rough. That's it. Nothing good about Monday's can be said. So, if nothing good can be said then nothing should be said at all.
Tuesday:
Tuesday's aren't any better but at least you survived through the entirety of Monday. That's something to celebrate, right? One step closer to your goal; Friday afternoon.
Wednesday:
Wednesday's are a roller coaster of emotions. You're so close to the weekend, but at the same time still so far away. Usually, Wednesdays are spent cramming all your work in so you don't have to do it during the weekend. All of this knowledge and reading can cause you to be delusional.
Thursday:
Knowing that the weekend is just around the corner is what motivates you to show up to Thursday classes and just to participate in life at all on this day. It's basically the weekend, but nothing beats the actual weekend waking up with no responsibilities.
Friday:
You made it! It's Friday, maybe you're not so excited that you shout "I love you" through a megaphone to random people, but probably something very similar to that. Nothing beats a Friday afternoon nap after your last long class of the week.
Saturday:
Saturday's are meant for day drinks, sleep, and chipotle. Bottom line is Saturday's are meant for fun and no one usually knows what's going on, but everyone just goes with it.
Sunday:
Sunday mornings are the best, but as the day goes on you start to come to the realization that tomorrow is Monday and you only have a few more sacred hours of freedom until the week inevitably starts once again. Sunday nights are stressful enough to make the average college kid cry themselves to sleep.
"Bears, Beets and Battlestar Galactica."