I just wanted to disclaim that all of this is a joke, it is to laugh at all the things people say about Pearl, I do not think these things are the truth!!!!
If you are from Pearl you are known as redneck.
You could very well be the complete opposite of redneck, but the second you say that you are from Pearl you are automatically labeled as a redneck.
There are trailer parks everywhere.
There seems to be a trailer park on every street, I mean after all it is the trailer park capital of the world
Boys think the cute fashion is cowboy boots and athletic shorts.
i felt this one needed to be said, because why do boys wear it. I truly do not get why boys will wear this in public and actually think it looks good
Pearl vs Purl?
While on the map it says that the correct spelling is Pearl, but every town around us spells it Purl. I mean who honestly knows if we can spell it right.
Everyone in Pearl is related so why not date your cousin.
While this one is crazy to me people always joke around about this.
The dumpster of Mississippi
When you want to compare something to the equivilant of trash you might as well just compare it Pearl.
If you step foot in the skating rink, you automatically get an std.
What a place to be on the weekends, let me tell you.
The Roses parking lot.
The meet up spot is always Roses parking lot, but who knows what actually happens there.
Why does a town that is so small have 50 million Waffle Houses?
When you and your friends want to go to Waffle House you always have to specify which one because there are so many. So annoying.