If you give a girl a roommate, she'll probably be too scared to go random so she'll spend hours on Facebook trying to find a perfect roommate
If she spends hours stalking potential roomies on Facebook, chances are she'll find one she likes
If she finds one she likes, she'll probably start to a plan a color-coordinated Pinterest inspired room so they can have the best room on the hall on move on day
Once it's move in day, she'll finally get to meet the roommate and her family and have their first sleepover together
If they are having their first sleepover together (and many naps in the future) they will probably need lots of snacks and so they'll bond over their favorite foods
If they bond over their favorite foods, they'll probably bond over other things too and they may even become friends
If they become friends, chances are they'll start to go to parties together and even dress up together for halloween
if they start to go to parties together, they may even start to borrow each other's clothes, utilizing the other's endless rack of tops and jeans
If they start to borrow each other's clothes, then they will probably start to do laundry together to save money and to help the other when they don’t know how to get a tricky stain out of a shirt they borrow from someone else
If they start to do laundry together, they may even decide to brush their teeth and shower together because they’ll get lonely without the other
If they start to get lonely without the other, they’ll probably eat in the dining hall together, go out to brunch together or order Chinese takeout together
If they are eating all these meals together, they'll probably start to go to the gym together. Just kidding, they'll probably have random dance parties to throwbacks and consider that their workout.
If they start to have dance parties in their room, they'll probably invite that girl from across the hall and her friend so they can meet new people
If they start to make more friends, they'll probably start to walk to classes together or even schedule the same classes so they can all do their homework together
If they’re already walking to classes together, they’ll probably stop at the bookstore once or twice (a day) to buy new game day apparel
If they're already on campus, they'll probably take the other to the health center if they aren't feeling well
If they are spending all of this time together on campus, chances are they’ll go home with you for fall break or you’ll go on vacation with them for spring break because you can’t fathom spending more than a few days without them
If they can’t handle the long distance over a break, chances are they’ll face time every day during the summer and fly out to see each other because 3 months apart is too long.
If they basically spend their summer vacation in a LDR with each other, chances are they are best friends
If they are best friends, they’ll probably decide to be roommates again in the fall
If you give a girl a roommate, you’re giving her way more than just someone to live with, you're giving her a home.