A Thank You To My YETI

A Thank You To My YETI

To have and to hold, to keep my drinks cold.
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If there's one possession I own that I love and treasure deeply, that I use more frequently than anything, it would be my tried and true 30oz Yeti tumbler. Seriously, this thing is my baby. Of course, some people say "Oh, it's just an expensive cup!" and to that, I hold my Yeti in the air and proclaim "No sir you are wrong!" My Yeti is not just some cup, it's the best cup and it deserves a proper thank you for all it does.

So to my Yeti,

Thank you for keeping my hot drinks hot.

There's nothing else I'd reach for to transport my coffee each morning, especially on the busy days on which I can't drink it fast. Guess what? You make sure it'll still be plenty warm enough when I finally have time to reach for it.

Thank you for keeping cold drinks cold.

Some drinks are just best served cold and Yeti you make sure they stay that way. Perfect for refreshingly cool water, delicious iced coffee or even a nice *cold one with the boys*.

Thank you for holding so much.

Seriously, my cherished tumbler you can hold SO MUCH. The average can of any carbonated beverage is 12oz. (In case anyone is bad at math that's almost two and a half full cans.) You're also great for holding all of the *grape juice* my heart desires.

Thank you for being so durable.

While I'm not necessarily proud of all the things I've done to you Yeti (sorry baby), I am proud of how well you've handled the beatings. From bumps, dumps, falls and dishwasher cycles, you my friend have lived through it all.

To my true love, my Yeti, thank you for being you in all of your stainless steel glory. To those of you who hate on my beloved drink holder, I'll be thinking of your poor, misguided soul (actually probably not) while I enjoy my beverage at whatever temperature my heart desires. Now, next on my wish list: a Coolster for all of my *carbonated beverage* needs. (Or, just another tumbler in every color .)

Cover Image Credit: Blake Fox

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There are all kinds of alcohol stereotypes out there but the one associated with tequila is probably the worst: tequila makes you crazy. But if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that women who drink tequila are one-of-a-kind.

Whether it's loving or fighting, you'll never find anyone who does it better than a girl who just straight up loves tequila, and here are a few reasons why that is.

1. She's independent

A girl who drinks tequila is probably the same girl who has absolutely no problem telling it like it is. She knows what she wants and goes after it.

2. She doesn't care what you or anyone else thinks

Oh, you have a problem with me taking shots and having a good time? Well, get over it! Bartender, a shot with salt and a lime please!

3. Always dancing

Tequila is an 'upper' so instead of sitting at the bar doing nothing, let's dance! Let's get moving!

4. There is never a dull moment

Speaking of dancing, a girl who drinks tequila is always down for a good time. Whether it's going on an adventure or seeing who can take the most shots, a tequila girl is always down to party.

5. While everyone else is starting to get sleepy, she has all the energy

Like I said, tequila is an 'upper' so while the other girls at the bar are starting to feel groggy and sad, she's all over the place having fun and partying on the dancefloor.

6. She's stronger than the girl crying over a vodka cranberry at the bar.

Sad over a breakup? Don't go for the vodka... Tequila will make you feel better in no time! Plus you can challenge the hot guys at the bar to a shot taking contest.

7. Tequila is healthy for you

Tequila is a probiotic, so some tequila a day keeps the doctor away. Yay for shots!

8. She can hold her own when it comes to alcohol

Any girl who can shoot some shots at the bar all day and night can handle alcohol, which means she can handle herself too. You won't have to deal with her constant breakdowns and mood swings because she will be too busy ordering more shots.

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10 Reasons To Start Vaping In 2019 If You Haven't Yet

"It's safer than cigarettes"

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Vaping is the rage these days among adolescents and college students. Here are some great reasons to start!

1. It's what all the cool kids do

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I wish that I could be like the cool kids

2. It damages your lungs

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It's not like you need these to breathe or anything

3. It pollutes the air

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Let's pollute the air even more!

4. Nicotine addiction

Just the thing I want to be addicted to

5. "Delicious" flavors

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Would you prefer mango flavor or the cancer flavor?

6. The Juul looks like a USB

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Your parents won't suspect a thing

7. Inhale metals like nickel and lead

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Yummmmmm. Lead poisoning isn't a thing.

8. More likely to get infections

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9. You'll eventually want cigarettes

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And you'll make your lungs worse

10. Lung and mouth cancer

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Who doesn't want cancer

In case you couldn't tell, this was very sarcastic. If you want all of these things, then go ahead, start vaping. But you should know what you're getting yourself into and be prepared for the consequences.

If you already vape, I mean no disrespect and I'm not trying to hate on you, but you should seriously stop. Whatever you think is a good reason for vaping really is not a good enough reason to damage your body.

Stop vaping. And if you don't vape, don't start. Just don't.

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