I really don't mean to be a bitch but I definitely mean to be sarcastic.
Everyone who knows me also knows not to take my sarcasm too personal. It is honestly the best way I communicate, its a part of my personality and sometimes it's how I cope with my days when I just can't deal. It's my comfort zone, its what I know best.
My best work is giving advice but not just any kind of advice. Sarcastic advice. It really put things in perspective when you add a little humor.
Life is too short to be negative all the time. Instead of having a negative attitude, I choose to have a sarcastic attitude. Why?
Because it takes less energy and I refuse to waste my moments complaining. Some of you might say that sarcasm is a negative reaction. Well, I have to disagree because instead of complaining I am accepting the situation and moving on. Making a sarcastic comment during a negative situation makes you laugh and also makes other people around you laugh and that equals a positive energy around the room. So let's all try to remember what we are grateful for and just add a little sarcasm whenever we reach a negative emotion.
**CAUTION** THE ADVICE BELOW IS VERY SARCASTIC, IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE LITERAL.