The world is made up of facts.  Facts vary over a seemingly unlimited spectrum.  Facts are the only way some people can believe in anything.  Facts prove scientific theories, and have helped us keep building and transforming our world, building newer and more advanced machines.  Facts are the building blocks for tomorrow, and remnants of the past.  Facts give us a solid ground, and help us feel safe and secure.  All people want to know are the facts.

I have a favorite kind of fact, however. Useless facts.  Completely mindless, seemingly useless facts make my day.  These facts make me think, wonder, and laugh.  After a long day of hard, set in stone facts, I need silly ones to help me stay sane.

This is a list of funny or interesting facts that I hope will make your day.

1. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

2. Funyuns was invented name was Douglas Bubbletrousers.

3. Arizona Ice Tea is made in New York.

4. Thirteen people per year die in Moscow from icebergs falling from skyscrapers.

5. John Wayne's real name is Marion Mitchell Morrison.

6. Super Glue was originally made to help heal cuts.

7. Germans love Orange Fanta. 

8. Three dogs survived on the Titanic, but Jack had to die. 

9. Almonds are a member of the peach family.

10. In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a Superman somewhere. 

11. "I push my fingers into my eyes, it's the only way to slowly stop the ache." -Slipknot

12. The Who let the dogs out.

13. "You don't know, oh, oh, you don't know you're beautiful." One Direction.

14. The Bible, the world’s bestselling book, is also the world’s most shoplifted book. 

15. "Who runs the world? Girls. Girls." Beyonce.

16. Shaved grizzly bears are terrifying.

17. Golf was originally named to stand for Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

18. Charlie Chaplin went to a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest, and lost.

19. Forty-five percent of South Boston, male or female, is named Paul Sullivan.

20. The secret ingredient to Krabby Patties is love.

21. The world's largest breast implants are size 38KKK. 

22. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed. 

23. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you. 

24. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Yabba dabbo doo, indeed!

25. The Greek system is the largest network of volunteers in the U.S., with members donating over 10 million hours of volunteer service each year.

Now that you have more random knowledge than you could have ever hoped for, would you like to know more?