You may start to think at some point during winter break, "I can't wait to get back to school." That sentence roughly translates to,"I am ready to see my friends again, but I really don't want to go to class." Whether we like it or not, syllabus week is here. At least seven out of the ten things on this list are almost guaranteed to happen to you on the first day of classes. But just look on the bright side, you probably won't remember how annoying the first day was when you're stressing over midterms.
1. You didn’t want to get to class late on the first day and make a bad impression, so you got there way too early.
All I can say is, good thing I charged my phone to 100% before coming to class.
2. You see a professor walking down the hall who you’ve had before, but you’re not sure if he/she will remember you or not.
Do I wave or look down? Quick, just act like you got a text!
3. You see people in the classroom that you’ve had classes with but don’t really know.
“Hey, how was your break? How did you do in *insert previous class here*?” Cue the awkward silence until class starts.
4. The professor pronounces your name wrong during attendance and everyone whips their heads around to look at you.
Happens. Every. Time.
5. You find out the textbook is required, and the professor warns about how you probably won't be able to pass the course without buying it.
There goes the money I could have spent at Panera every day for the next two weeks.
6. The professor says there will be group projects.
Here come the flashbacks from last semester’s train wreck of a group project.
7. You pick a seat that you just don’t vibe with.
Am I going to be stuck in this unassigned assigned seat for the whole semester?
8. The class ends after like, 13 minutes.
Well, that wasn’t a waste of time at all.
10. The professor actually starts lecturing and the class goes for the full 50 minutes.
I am not going to remember this material, but okay.
11. One word: Icebreakers.
I LITERALLY CANNOT THINK OF SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT MYSELF. Please start on the opposite side of the room, please!