In my apartment, birthday season is upon us, as my boyfriend just recently turned 20 years old. As a result of this, I've gotten some really horrible ideas from him as to what he wants for his birthday. Thus, I present to you a list of things NO ONE needs to receive for their anniversary of escaping their mother's womb. So please, don't give them.

1. Crossbow

Let's be real here, you aren't Darryl Dixon. You won't become the next grade-A badass. So you probably don't need a crossbow.

2. A Gun

This country has enough problems with weapons without us giving them out like they're chocolate bars. So if you want any sort of firearms, you gotta go get one yourself. That is not a birthday present. Nor should it ever be.

3. Lingerie

Unless I specifically ask you for this one, please don't provide it. If it's a gift for your S/O, then really you're gifting yourself. Like, you're giving yourself the gift of seeing them on your other half.

4. Holiday Gifts

For those unlucky enough to have been birthed during the holiday seasons, they'd prefer not to receive holiday stuff. They are more than their birthday. And if you're gonna acknowledge their birthday, don't pull the "2 celebrations in one" gift stuff. It's just not right.

5. Perfumes/ Lotions

Unless you know someone really well, or they've specifically mentioned a scent that they like, don't do this. Don't guess their perfume. People all have different tastes, and you want to give a gift they'll enjoy. Perfume is a risky business.

6. High-Risk Foods/ Candy

If you aren't that close to someone...Don't assume they are good with all foods. Avoid buying them a bunch of peanut-covered fish served in a cream sauce. That is a list of foods that are more likely to cause allergic reactions. Stay away from all of those until you know it's safe.

7. Hobby Supplies (For hobbies they don't have)

A pair of crochet hooks in the hands of someone who knows how to use them is fantastic. Great things come from it. But give them to me, someone who knows nothing about the activity and doesn't really care to learn, and you've got a waste of money and space.

8. Another year of life

This suggestion was brought to you by Hunter Johnson. And while it's certainly dark, remember he's in college, so it's all okay.

9. Weight Loss Treatment

This seems fairly self-explanatory. Don't take it upon yourself to gift someone with a plan to lose weight. That seems like a fairly common thought process.

10. Anything living

Unless previously discussed, living presents (i.e. pets) are typically a bad idea. Some people can love the crap out of internet cat videos, and not be able to actually own a cat. Some people have allergies, or they might not be able to have a pet due to living situations. Generally, they should be the ones to decide if a pet is a good decision for them.