Working In Customer Service, As Told By The Baddest B*tch On The Block, Cardi B

Working In Customer Service, As Told By The Baddest B*tch On The Block, Cardi B

"We're ready for the check." "OKURRRT"

For a majority of us, there will be at least one point in our lives where we work an unpleasant customer service job before landing our ~dream job~. It's just part of life. By working in customer service, you are constantly exposed to the good and bad qualities humanity has. Some customers are the sweetest, most genuine people, while other customers try to crush your soul and eat your happiness (I'm talking about all the unnecessary "I need to speak with your manager" people!!!).

But no matter how frustrating customer service can get, we all usually just swallow our pride and smile through the pain (and also talk shit with the other employees about rude customers once they leave). This can take a lot of willpower, and most of the time we just want to tap into our inner bad bitch (Cardi B) and say "f*ck it." But we can't because then we would all be jobless. But if we could, it would look like this:

1. When you greet a customer and they just stare at you and walk away

OK, rude. I just wasted all that happy energy on you for not even a response?!?

2. When work is slow but your boss won't let you leave

Valid question.

3. When a customer asks to speak to your manager

What I want to say: Bitch, I'm my own manager.

What I actually say: She'll be right with you!! :,,,)

4. When your manager tells the customer exactly what you just said

I always just want to lose all my decency when this happens and just scream "I TOLD YOU SO," but I keep my composure.

5. When a customer comes in two minutes before closing

^ ^ ^ Me using all my strength to hold back my anger.

6. When you haven't even clocked in yet but your boss is already listing off a million things for you to do

7. When customers treat you like trash for no reason

Also, a valid question.

8. When you clock out and a customer tries to stop you on your way out


9. When work is busy but one customer is demanding your full attention and showing no mercy for your stressful situation

10. When customers get upset over menial things that you have no control over

I once had a customer have a hysterical meltdown and yell at me because the restaurant I was a hostess at was out of chicken. DO I LOOK LIKE THE GIRL IN CHARGE OF THE CHICKEN SUPPLY?! NO. QUIT HARASSING ME.

11. When you are asked the same stupid question 500 times a day

Especially when the answer to their question is on seven different signs around the store.

12. When a customer stares you down because they are upset or impatient

Glare at me all you want. It will make me incredibly uncomfortable and insecure but you better believe I'll pretend like it doesn't.

13. When you get paid and it makes everything worth it

Money MOVES!!

Ha, just kidding. I'm broke as hell.

Cover Image Credit: Cardi B / Intagram

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To The Nursing Major During The Hardest Week Of The Year

I know that no grade can possibly prove what kind of nurse you will be. I know that no assignment will showcase your compassion. I know that no amount of bad days will ever take away the empathy inside of you that makes you an exceptional nurse.


To the Nursing Major During Finals Week,

I know you're tired, I know you're stressed, and I know you feel like you can't go on. I know that no part of this seems fair, and I know you are by far the biggest critic of yourself. I know that you've thought about giving up. I know that you feel alone. I know that you wonder why in the world you chose one of the hardest college majors, especially on the days it leaves you feeling empty and broken.

But, I also know that you love nursing school. I know your eyes light up when you're with patients, and I know your heart races when you think of graduation. I know that you love the people that you're in school with, like truly, we're-all-in-this-together, family type of love. I know that you look at the older nurses with admiration, just hoping and praying that you will remain that calm and composed one day. I know that every time someone asks what your college major is that you beam with pride as you tell them it's nursing, and I know that your heart skips a beat knowing that you are making a difference.

I know that no grade can possibly prove what kind of nurse you will be. I know that no assignment will showcase your compassion. I know that a failed class doesn't mean you aren't meant to do this. I know that a 'C' on a test that you studied so. dang. hard. for does not mean that you are not intelligent. I know that no amount of bad days will ever take away the empathy inside of you that makes you an exceptional nurse.

I know that nursing school isn't fair. I know you wish it was easier. I know that some days you can't remember why it's worth it. I know you want to go out and have fun. I know that staying up until 1:00 A.M. doing paperwork, only to have to be up and at clinicals before the sun rises is not fair. I know that studying this much only to be failing the class is hard. I know you wish your friends and family understood. I know that this is difficult.

Nursing school isn't glamorous, with the white lab coat and stethoscope. Nursing school is crying, randomly and a lot. Nursing school is exhaustion. Nursing school is drinking so much coffee that you lose track. Nursing school is being so stressed that you can't eat. Nursing school is four cumulative finals jam-packed into one week that is enough to make you go insane.

But, nursing school is worth it. I know that when these assignments are turned in and finals are over, that you will find the motivation to keep going. I know that one good day of making a difference in a patient's life is worth a hundred bad days of nursing school.

Keep hanging in there, nursing majors. It'll all be worth it— this I know, for sure.

So, if you have a nursing major in your life, hug them and tell them that you're proud of them. Nursing school is tough, nursing school is scary, and nursing school is overwhelming; but a simple 'thank-you' from someone we love is all we need to keep going.


A third-year nursing student who knows

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To The High School Graduating Seniors

I know you're ready, but be ready.



I am not going to say anything about senioritis because I was ready to get out of there and I'm sure you are too; however, in your last months living at home you should take advantage of the luxuries you will not have in a college dorm. The part of college seen in movies is great, the rest of it is incredibly inconvenient. It is better to come to terms with this While you still have plenty of time to prepare and enjoy yourself.

Perhaps one of the most annoying examples is the shower. Enjoy your hot, barefoot showers now because soon enough you will have no water pressure and a drain clogged with other people's hair. Enjoy touching your feet to the floor in the shower and the bathroom because though it seems weird, it's a small thing taken away from you in college when you have to wear shoes everywhere.

Enjoy your last summer with your friends. After this summer, any free time you take is a sacrifice. For example, if you want to go home for the summer after your freshman year and be with your friends, you have to sacrifice an internship. If you sacrifice an internship, you risk falling behind on your resume, and so on. I'm not saying you can't do that, but it is not an easy choice anymore.

Get organized. If you're like me you probably got good grades in high school by relying on your own mind. You think I can remember what I have to do for tomorrow. In college, it is much more difficult to live by memory. There are classes that only meet once or twice a week and meeting and appointments in between that are impossible to mentally keep straight. If you do not yet have an organizational system that works for you, get one.

I do not mean to sound pessimistic about school. College is great and you will meet a lot of people and make a lot of memories that will stick with you for most of your life. I'm just saying be ready.

-A freshman drowning in work

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