There are many places I wish I lived. I don’t have it too bad, being stuck in a small suburb outside of New York City has its ups and downs. But, out of all the places that I wish I could live, Disney World definitely tops the list. Who wouldn’t want to live in Disney World?

You can wake up to Main Street, USA every morning.

This is how Walt Disney intended his life to be, so why can’t I do the same?

You’ll be the first on all the lines.

It’s better than waiting an hour for Peter Pan.

It smells fabulous.

The bakeries, the shops, the rides, they all have unique smells that make shopping for candles and air fresheners useless.

You’ll never go hungry.

There are hundreds of restaurants and quick-service dining locations on property. One buffet could potentially feed you for a week.

If your house is already filled with Disney merchandise, just move there to save money.

Then your entire neighborhood will be filled with it.

You won't have to rush to do anything, because your vacation never ends.

A never-ending vacation sounds pretty nice to me.

You’ll feel super magical 24/7

Everything is possible if you just believe.

You cannot be sad in Disney World.

I’ve tried, it isn’t possible.

You don't need a car.

There's busses, boats, and monorails for that.

You can meet new people every day.

I might hate tourists in NYC, but not in Disney World.

Boredom would be a thing of the past.

With nightly shows and fireworks, there’s no way you can get bored.

It’ll be impossible to get old.

Everyone is a kid in Disney.

You'll just need to look outside for inspiration.

Walk Disney supplied us with inspiration for 100 lifetimes.

You are constantly greeted with "Welcome Home" as a DVC member, so why not make it permanent?

They're basically asking you to do it.

Because it is actually possible to live in Disney World!

I present to you, Golden Oak. A community that is located inside Walt Disney World. It might not be Cinderella’s Castle, but it’s pretty damn close.