Wine is much better than some of those trash boys out there (If you're unsure what I'm referencing, I made a ranking system for Tinder men). Wine won't disappoint you or break your heart. Wine will ALWAYS be honest about its intentions and will never lie to you, which makes wine easily better than boys.

1. Wine will always be there for you

If your boyfriend just broke up with you or your cat just died, wine definitely has your back. No matter the circumstance, it will be there to help you through some of those difficult times.

2. Even if you're drinking the cheapest wine, you still feel classy af

Obviously, college students aren't splurging for the most expensive wines, but even cheap wines still have an air of class.

3. Wine always understands you

Wine understands that you need to forget about your terrible ex for a while, but it also understands when you want to have a wonderful girls night in.

4. Wine's ego is impossible to damage

No matter how many insults you fling at the wine bottle, it just won't care. It will continue to be there for you, no matter what (partly because it's an inanimate object...). You will never have to apologize to the bottle of wine!

5. Even if you don't have a corkscrew, you will figure out a way to get to the wine

There is always a way to get that cork out! I'm sure you've seen those Facebook videos where people open wine bottles with shoes, knives and various wild sh*t.

6. Need I say more than boxed wine?

Boxed wine is extremely convenient and usually cheap, which is a major win-win. Plus it has a handle, which makes it sooo much easier to haul to parties. The variety boxed wines offer is another great reason why wine is better than boys.

7. There are many different types of wine

From Moscato to Merlot, there's a kind of wine out there for everyone!

8. Who needs a date better than a bottle of wine anyway?