Ahh, the Republican National Convention or as I like to call it the circus that comes to town every four years, didn't fail to disappoint this year with special guests like the cast of Duck Dynasty and our very own Melania Trump and it was only day one. If you missed any of the acts, no worries you have three more days to catch up on all the humor to come.

Lets start with the main act of the show, good ol' Donald Trump. Bursting into the Quicken Loans stadium, people are saying he came in like a wrestler walking into the match with the song "we are the champions" ringing behind him. Because I don't know about you, but when I think of the face of the future President of the United States, I think of a wrestler walking into a match ready to fight whoever is in his way. Donald Trump, the BUSINESSMAN, not politician, walked onto stage like a rockstar ready to drop his new single "How to Ruin American in Four Years." But lets not dwell too long on Trumps one minute and 6 second speech, lets get to the good stuff, the plagiarized speech from our very own Melania.

Log onto Fox News or any other right winged propaganda and the headlines will read "Melania Speech- Striking Similarities To Michelle Obama" when in actuality it should be reading, "Melania Speech- Plagiarized From Current First Lady- Can Melania Form Sentences On Her Own?" and it's fine you don't have to believe me- 20 year old Clinton supporter- but here read it for yourself-

(VIA NYTIMES)

I don't know about you Melania, but in highschool I learned about this really neat website called turnitin.com and they check your writing compared to other FAMOUS SPEECHES, so plagiarism doesn't happen. But hey, once wasn't enough, hit it two times!

(VIA NYTIMES)

Who knows, maybe the speech writers (wait she claimed to have written it alone?) will fess up and say they might of had a mishap- but WAIT, they are not. According to the Trump Circus, no plagiarism was committed. So Melania and Michelle just have similar feelings toward the country right? WRONG. The upbringing of the two and the core ideals and beliefs they hold could not be different.

truly, comical.

But no worries, the rest of the trump family gets to speak in the upcoming days and we may have more excitement to cover! Until then, over and out.